Facing Almost Certain Defeat, Beetlejuice Jerk Off Queen Lauren Boebert Switches Congressional Districts For 2024 Election

Posted December 28, 2023 by with 3 comments

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After badgering a pregnant woman and having public sex in front of children in a crowded theater a few months ago, Lauren Boebert has opted not to run for reelection in Colorado’s 3rd district for the 2024 race. Instead, she’s switching to the 4th district (which is the eastern side of the state bordering Nebraska and Kansas, and full of many more rural Republican voters), where she stands a better chance of winning. Beetlejuice Boebert barely won her last race by about 500 votes in 2022, and the Democrat would’ve almost certainly beat her had she stayed in the 3rd district in 2024. She’ll have to win the 4th district primary against multiple Republicans ahead of the general election next November, but she has the most cash and name recognition. Via Next9: