Fake Cum Overload: Entire Bottle Of Lotion Pours From Theo Brady’s Hole After Fake “Creampie” From Kenzo Alvarez

Posted June 9, 2022 by Zach with 18 comments

Move over, Malik Delgaty! There’s a new fake creampie-pumper in town, and he’s able to pretend to shoot wayyyyy more cum than Miss Delgaty. The Canadian-based porn star with the fraudulent load this time is Kenzo Alvarez:

After pretending to cum while he’s fucking Theo Brady, the scene cuts to Kenzo’s soft cock resting underneath Theo’s hole. Thanks to the Men.com production people (not to mention Theo’s tight hole), it looks like an entire bottle of Cetaphil lotion was able to be squirted and held up in there:

Speaking of Men.com production people, you have to wonder how they’re able to explain certain aspects of their jobs to their friends and family.

Friend: “So, what did you do at work today?”

Men.com production person: “Well, I squirted an entire bottle of lotion inside someone’s asshole, and then I held it in place by shoving another guy’s cock up in there until we were able to turn the camera on, at which point he could push it all out.”

Friend: “Nice.”

Fun fact: Unlike Malik DelTaco, Kenzo Alvarez isn’t gay-for-pay, so let this be a reminder that even the gays don’t have to worry about cumming while working for Men.com. Now that’s equality! Happy Pride!

Another fun fact: Adrian Hart is topping in this scene, too, and just like Kenzo Alvarez, he doesn’t cum either! But they must’ve run out of lotion (supply chain issues), because they don’t even bother faking the creampie for Adrian. Instead, Adrian just says he’s cumming inside of Theo, and then he walks away after pulling out, with no cum in sight. LOL.

Side note: Please don’t ask me what Leo Louis and the other guy with the hat are doing there. Men.com apparently has money to pay extras, but not enough money to pay tops who can ejaculate.

For those keeping score at home, this scene has 2 tops, and they shoot 0 cum shots. With this pointless mess, we officially have our first contender for Worst Gay Porn Scene Of 2022. Congrats. Trailer (watch full scene here):