Florida Man Arrested After Jerking Off And Cumming During Uber Ride

Posted February 5, 2024 by with 6 comments

People get jobs as Uber drivers because they need some extra cash (or so they can jump the line for a COVID shot), not because they want to watch people jerk off and clean up their cum. In addition to this pig’s arrest, the Uber driver should sue him for sexual assault. Via The Smoking Gun:

While taking an Uber home to his $655,000 townhouse, a Florida Man exposed his genitals and pleasured himself to completion, forcing the driver to clean up the mess left behind by his front seat passenger seat, police charge. According to court records, the driver picked up Jason Hagerty, 46, around 8:45 pm Saturday in Tampa and drove him to St. Petersburg (where Hagerty owns a residence with his husband). While en route, Hagerty “displayed and exposed his penis” and proceeded to masturbate “the duration of the ride until arriving” home. The driver told cops he speaks no English and “was unable to tell the defendant to stop,” though he did use his phone to “record the defendant masturbating.”

[TheSmokingGun]

Full police report at the link, which includes details on how the Uber driver had to wipe up semen from the seat. The nurse practitioner was charged with exposure of sexual organs and released from jail over the weekend.