Battle Of The Gay Porn Newcomers: Ridley Vs. Brodie Vs. Maverick Vs. Red-Pubed Hottie

Posted August 26, 2019 by with 15 comments

gay hoopla gay porn bel amiLately, you never know what you’re gonna get on Gay Porn Newcomer Mondays (if you’re gonna get anything at all, since so many studios don’t introduce new models anymore), but this is a decent enough Monday, I guess. And hey, at least no one has any racist tattoos.

First, we’ll start with the worst of the week, at NextDoor. It’s one of the most awkward “Pass Or Fail” casting auditions I’ve ever seen, with a model named Brodie Daniels. If this guy has this much trouble stroking his cock (watch the trailer down below), I don’t even want to imagine what he’d be like in an actual scene having to fuck someone.

brodie daniels gay porn next doorWhile this is an epic fail, I do appreciate how nicely organized his belongings are on the futon next to him. Side note: If you ever wondered how much thought or consideration NextDoor put into their now defunct studio NextDoorEbony, the way they’ve misspelled it on the tacky printout taped to the wall should tell you everything you need to know (“NextDoorEboney”).

brodie daniels gay porn next doorIt looks like he’s falling asleep? Or…about to cry?

brodie daniels gay porn next door brodie daniels gay porn next doorBelAmi has a new model today named Ridley Miller. While he’s no Kris Evans, what he lacks in big muscles he makes up for in giant cum shots:

ridley miller bel ami gay porn ridley miller bel ami gay porn ridley miller bel ami gay porn ridley miller bel ami gay pornNext, it’s one of GayHoopla’s faceless/nameless models, and they’ve identified this one as “Red-Pubed Hottie.” Uhhh, OK.

gayhoopla-red-pubes-hottie-2-6GayHoopla brought back the Eyes Wide Shut mask, if you’re into that kind of thing. How gay is it that the color of the mask matches his pubes?

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Speaking of which, I just re-watched Eyes Wide Shut the other night, and it really is fantastic—with probably my second favorite Nicole Kidman performance ever (after Moulin Rouge). Even Tom Cruise was great in it, and I’m normally not into him. All the Scientology stuff ruined him for me back in the 90’s, and now I can’t watch him in anything without thinking about the cult.

Back to Red-Pubed Hottie—will he be back to fuck on GayHoopla?

gayhoopla-red-pubes-hottie-2-17Finally, it looks like ChaosMen might have the most solid newcomer of the week, with Maverick Magnussen. Maverick will no doubt be back to fuck in the weeks ahead, and he shoots an even bigger load than the BelAmi guy.

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Have a favorite?


Brodie’s trailer (watch full scene here):

[NextDoorStudios: Brodie Daniels]

Ridley’s trailer (watch full scene here):

[BelAmi: Ridley Miller]

Red-Pubed Hottie’s trailer (watch full scene here):

[GayHoopla: Red-Pubed Hottie]

Maverick’s trailer (watch full scene here):

[ChaosMen: Maverick Magnussen]

 

  • Iain Gardener

    Firstly oh my god that NDS solo is epically awkward! You know the scene is in trouble when the dominant emotion you have when watching is cringing embarrassment. The Bel Ami chap has a weirdly elongated neck as if someone’s been crossing human and giraffe DNA. I have a weakness for hot muscle gingers so GH has my attention and Maverick looks like he’ll be a fun guy in the bedroom so they’re my top guys this week

  • B.C.

    Newbie drought continues. I gave my vote to GH’s Mr America, more precisely to his perfect shaped pink nipples and balls.

  • Mister Sterious

    Eboney and Ivorey….lives together in perfect harmoney.

    • erexshawn

      no – there are two things so it needs to be harmoney’s to indicate plural (according to contemporary online spelling/grammar conventions).

  • Eric from Sweden

    Yeah, that sure was some neatly organized belongings on the couch! The only bright spot of this entire post!

    No seriously, I think the Bel Ami guy takes the win. A big cock and a nice cumshot is enough for me.

  • Joel

    None of them… NEXT

    • Kanaka

      I usually hate that answer but this time…NEXT

      • Joel

        <3

    • JockFromKensington

      Cause you fuck more attractive dudes in real life, right? [eyeroll]

      • Joel

        Um, no. It has to do with the fact that none of them are my type. That’s the beauty of life: everyone has their own tastes.

  • sxg

    Sucks that the hottest guy to show his face turns out to be the most boring, and the bel ami has a great cumshot but a face only a mother could love. Maverick reminds me of one of those hot latino guys at Big City Video or Latino Fan Club, but I sure hope he fucks and sucks better dick than them.

    Winner is the gayhoopla model. Since I won the contest Zach was doing a couple of months ago i get to see his face, and he’s a handsome dark-haired ginger!

  • Decoy Octopus

    That Brodie guy looks familiar.

    Are we sure he hasn’t worked for another studio before?