Men.com Celebrates Thanksgiving By Having A Gay Porn Star Fuck A Turkey In Front Of His Entire Family

Posted November 19, 2018 by with 46 comments

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It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a gay porn scene where someone fucks all the food, right? Only at Men.com would there be a scene where a gay porn star sticks his cock in macaroni and cheese, a pie, and a turkey. And only at Men.com would that gay porn star be doing all of this right in front of his entire family.

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This is batshit insanity even for a Men.com scene, and it feels like something Bruce LaBruce and John Waters might come up with, if they were 14-year-olds on acid?

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The trailer juxtaposes the food fucking with actual human fucking, but hopefully the actual scene separates these two things, and the food/family nonsense is all at the beginning of the scene.

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Also: These are all Canadians in this scene, and while they do have their own Thanksgiving back in October, Canadians do not celebrate American Thanksgiving on Thursday, when this scene is being released here. But, who gives a fuck, I guess.

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This did not make me want to jerk off, but it did make me hungry. I’m looking forward to eating Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday, and I can’t wait for all the leftovers. Cold turkey sandwiches on Friday are better than the actual turkey on Thursday night, tbh!

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What’s your favorite side dish to eat on Thanksgiving? Mine is mashed potatoes, but stuffing is a close second. Also, I love this green bean casserole dish my aunt makes.

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Favorite dessert? I usually stick with classic pumpkin pie, covered in whipped cream and served with vanilla ice cream. Talenti Vanilla Bean Gelato is the best choice, btw.

Here’s the trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Thanksgiving Fuckfest]

  • CamCam

    The sexy factor is nowhere to be found here. Then again, this is MEN we’re talking about here 🙄. I feel sorry for the food.

  • Jace
    • C3xxx

      Only here in good ol Quebec :/

      • Ceecee

        Right, because Ontario is doing so much better as the home of Ford Nation 😛

        • C3xxx

          Last I heard, Ford and family were not in the “quétaine” porn industry. 😉

          • c_find

            Well they won’t be since they are cutting all Franco services LOL
            Same shit just difference Province lol

  • Dreadmau5
  • Scrapple

    Not only did they have Theo and Kit engage in this fucking nonsense, they wasted all that food.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f115007addb2ba6f78266ba78882bf4bdcb33edd9d0a45b05eac667d2fb6542a.gif

    • McM.

      Food-fucking and food-fights is unabashed White Nonsense™. Sorry, not sorry.

      People who are Indigenous, Black, Puerto Rican, Pilipino, Polynesian, etc. etc. all look at this shit with the same expression

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6b08207a8335d5c738fa8c66c32a2b5494c1ae300d8d6b28743336823f131da6.gif

      • Scrapple

        I like food porn, but not in this way. This “Right in Front of My Thanksgiving Dinner” concept is for the birds turkeys. Even if they had gone with an American Pie homage that would’ve been silly. And about two decades too late.

        • James Johnson III

          With that finger- fucking of the pie gif, it was clear they were going American Pie and, you’re right btw, it’s way too late

          • Scrapple

            We’ve seen Men’s feelings about pie fucking throughout this year.

          • James Johnson III

            Really? Somehow I think I’ve missed that

          • Scrapple

            That was a vagina joke.

          • James Johnson III

            *barf*

          • James Johnson III

            Oh *THAT* pie!

      • James Creekmore

        So you speak for all the people, , Puerto Rican, Pilipino, Polynesian, etc. etc. You must be one hell of a busy person to talk to everyone of them just so u could post your nonsense. People like you are what’s wrong with the world. Including everyone in your opinion. Just to make your narrow views seem more ligiment.

        • McM.

          I know well enough each of those cultures were subject to slavery and colonization and thus went through long periods of forced and artificial food scarcity. As well as restrictions against land resources to alleviate their problems. So a common thread (of many) among the peoples is a general disapproval of food waste. To be fair, Appalachian whites and the Irish went through the same bullshit from the “ruling classes” and they share the outlook.

          But, yeah, I’m what is wrong with the world. Not the people still creating artificial scarcity in food and natural resources like potable water and viable crops. Not the people who decided Americans do not have the right to live in an environment capable of sustaining life. Not the people who hoard trillions of dollars offshore and manipulate governments to enforce policies benefiting them and continues the transfer of wealth; standing wealth and wealth yet created. Not the Nazis and white supremacists gaining media and political sympathy for their aims which include ethnic cleansing; and not the so-called “good people” who enable this by turning a blind eye. Not the regimes committing war crimes or genocide.

          No, it’s people like me. We’re the problem.

          Sit down and shut the hell up! Log off, go wash your ass, call your mother and apologize for being such an embarrassment, and then go sit out in nature and think about how stupid you are.

  • Xzamilloh

    Sticking his dick in that Becky-ass macaroni and canned cranberry sauce…if you’re gonna go stupid concept, go full stupid concept and put some coins down on a gourmet spread.

    Now, if Theo sat on that apple pie, I’d gladly lick it off that beautiful shaved taint.

    • Scrapple

      That macaroni didn’t even have breadcrumbs. It was probably Stouffer’s. At least throw some crumbled bacon in that bitch. Black pepper. Something.

  • nodoubtfan

    “This is batshit insanity even for a Men.com scene, and it feels like something Bruce LaBruce and John Waters might come up with, if they were 14-year-olds on acid?”

    That’s being generous. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/296a5e26d45e1f5b5e404e64f8bbae629d8f84edbbae523afc1ca9307c422d37.gif

  • Ricky

    Even for Men.Com, this is beyond vile.

  • pokok789 .

    I want Kit and Theo to move to a better studio.

  • Kevin Jones

    This is so stupid but I will watch it anyway because it is so weird.

  • Daniel Hayes
  • Jay

    The men who were not doing porn in the scene were actually pretty attractive.

    • FrenchBug

      OMG I was so coming onto this thread to say the same thing. I actually thought the extras were mostly kind of hot here. LOL

  • Dot Beech

    You won’t see this on ‘Martha Bakes.’

    • Hari Kalyan

      LOL and we have a winner for best comment

  • No_No_No_Yes

    I think it is high time Men force their writers to personally introduce their scenes. I need to know what this level of stupid looks like.

  • stephen
  • sanfv

    I have my sweet potato pies in the oven, Zach, gurl, why’d you make this post?!

    You’ve ruined Thanksgiving quicker than white women ruining mac n cheese!

    *cry emoji*

  • TheLisp
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    • RickC59

      I don’t get it. Why are people getting so crazy over a stupid publicity stunt. I have more important shit to worry about. Did you all forget your Xanax today?

  • danny

    So fucking stupid.

  • This is fucking gross, holy shit..

  • n24rc

    Gross.

    At this point, when you are pulling stunts – you know your business is in jepordy.

  • Cosmic

    No…Just no!

  • Hari Kalyan

    Meh… its typical MEN in my opinion. And is that cute Canadian Marko Lebeau I see making a cameo?

  • buffy2004
  • Baradude
  • nick

    who gets turned on by this bullshit ?

  • Leon W.

    I guess they’re running out of superhero movies to parody…

    At least this one doesn’t have Johnny Rapid in it??

    • Cosmic

      That is one bright spot in this darkest timeline.

  • doug0418

    I love it!, lol!!