Now There Is A Gay Porn Star Literally Fucking A Watermelon

Posted March 15, 2016 by with 70 comments

Last December, Sean Cody’s Sean went on MTV to utter perhaps the most douchey remarks from a gay-for-payer in years: “Fucking a guy is like fucking a watermelon.” That analogy has since become symbolic for everything that’s wrong with gay-for-pay porn stars and the studios that enable their idiocy.

And today, there is a gay-for-pay porn star who is literally fucking a watermelon:

islandstuds_shawn5_afl-08The big-dicked fruit fucker is named Shawn, and this art-imitating-True Life scene comes from jerk off site IslandStuds.com. Gay porn in 2016. It’s finally come to this:

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At least Shawn doesn’t say anything about how fucking a watermelon is like fucking a guy—and he would actually know if it did, because he’s performed in at least one anal sex scene with another man on LegendMen.com (under the name Johnny Boyer).

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If you ever wondered what Abraham Lincoln would’ve looked like having sex with a watermelon, enjoy.

watermelonTrailer (watch full scene here):

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[IslandStuds.com: Shawn Fucks A Watermelon]

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