Gay Porn Star Hayden Harding Fucks A Couch In JD Vance-Inspired “Sofa King”
Damn, this was fast. Barely a week after the “JD Vance fucked a couch” headlines, we have our first gay porn parody of JD Vance fucking…you guessed it…a couch! ICYMI, here’s John Oliver breaking down the sofa king controversy:
AP retracted this story—“No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch”. Vance campaign hung up on John Oliver, which he points out is “not a no”. pic.twitter.com/txQTjEnFis
— Eric Feigl-Ding (@DrEricDing) July 29, 2024
Now that you’re up to speed, here’s gay porn hunk Hayden Harding playing JD Vance (the only resemblance the exponentially hotter Harding has to racist Care Bear Vance might be the beard), who becomes uncontrollably horny at the sight of a couch in his office, with a brief cameo from Brogan near the end:
While there’s indication this might be part of a full upcoming scene at Men.com, I’ve reached out to the production person who first posted the clip on Twitter for clarification. (Added: Yep, this is just a snippet from a full Men scene being released in the coming weeks.)
Also, if you’re confused like I was as to who Hayden Harding is, up until a couple months ago, he was known on Sean Cody as Hayden Hunter, but he’s obviously changed his last name from Hunter to Harding. In addition to the couch, note the Mountain Dew:
Stay tuned, because JD Vance, the most unpopular and disastrous VP candidate in over 50 years, will probably be replaced by Trump in the coming days. Hayden Harding, thankfully, is not going anywhere. His most recent video was a three-way with Brysen and Paul, but no couch:
