Gay Porn Studio Island Studs Uses Donald Trump And Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen To Promote A “Big Dick Mechanic”

Posted March 31, 2017 by with 7 comments

slandThe fuck?

The above image is a screenshot from a promotional email that gay porn studio IslandStuds.com has sent to customers today. In addition to not knowing what “Trump’s tweets are up!” even means (maybe they meant “Trump’s time is up,” because he’s about to be impeached?), I don’t see how using an image of Federal Reserve chair Janet Yellen (let alone Cheeto) is the best way to increase sales? Also, telling customers (most of whom are presumably gay) that your business model is aligned with Donald Trump’s probably isn’t the best way to sell memberships. What’s next? Sending promo emails to customers warning that you’re going to ban them from joining the site if they’re Muslim?

pasesNote that IslandStuds passes are currently sold at an exorbitant $35 per month (even Sean Cody is $28, and Corbin Fisher is $27), which is the highest I’ve ever seen for a studio that only does solo scenes with amateur models. What are they going to raise the join rates to–$40 per month?!

Island Studs should’ve just used this week’s model, Brett, as promotion. Other than the band-aids all over his body, he’s good:

[IslandStuds: Brett]

  • McM.

    1. The guy has a nice cock. But there’s no fuckin’ on that site, so it doesn’t hold my interest.

    2. The Federal Reserve needs more transparency.

  • J.D.

    The cock’s pretty but it’s a trash site so it’s a no from me.

  • Marik Ishtar

    When straight men think they know what gay people want.

  • Trev Nich

    This site is so unappealing. Why does anyone pay to join it? There are so many better sites.

  • bobby durst

    Donald Trump is a disgusting pig fucker and an abomination. I can’t wait to vote next year for a Democratic Congress to hold his fat, geriatric ass accountable for his words and actions. Bye, asshole!

  • Scrapple

    Maybe if you moved off the island you’d have less overhead. Just saying.

    Please don’t let Band-Aid fetishism become a thing. And if it is a thing, please don’t tell me about it.

  • Maximus

    Can we please talk about the fact that our chief executive, his cabinet, and his party probably colluded with an authoritarian regime to grab power? What happens when all of the institutions tasked with investigating that level of corruption are themselves corrupt? I’m trying very hard not to panic, but it’s getting more difficult each day. I think I would flip shit if I ever knowingly encountered a Trump voter. This county is so broken.