SNUBBED!
This morning, I was first to bring you all the Grabbys nominations, but now it is my sad duty to bring you the list of the Grabbys biggest SNUBS.
How could they forget to nominate all these iconic performers???
SNUBBED: Poor Michael Lucas! First his employees abandoned him, then there were the reports of his husband filing for divorce, then Kink.com publicly humiliated him by releasing those Seth Santoro scenes, and now not a SINGLE nomination for any of Michael Lucas’ truly breathtaking performances in 2013 🙁 Then again, the Grabbys don’t acknowledge bareback performers, so I guess SNUBBING Michael Lucas makes sense. Better luck next year, Michael!
SNUBBED: Despite his performances in Golden Gate, A Thing Of Beauty, and the sidewalk outside a brunch, the Grabbys completely SNUBBED JD Phoenix. Did the recent Hustlaball bloodbath turn voters off?
SNUBBED: Just WHAT were they thinking? With his amazing YouTube vlogs, a new line of lube, and all his Twitter pics of mashed potatoes and chicken fried steak, you would think that the Grabbys would have thrown Marc Dylan a bone (or a side of ribs, or a cheesecake, or a rack of lamb, or a banana cream pie…), but NO! Hopefully Marc Dylan has better luck with his yo-yo dieting than he does with the Grabbys.
SNUBBED: Despite multiple nominations and even a win at the Grabbys last year, they decided to COMPLETELY shut out Charlie Harding this year. I wonder why??? Oh well, Grabbys are for pussies!
SNUBBED: No Teddy?! The Grabbys usually celebrate diversity, and they typically do their best to honor all kinds of performers, so how could they overlook Teddy’s transcendent and brave Non-Sexual Role in C1R’s Teddy Bear? The Grabbys’ blatant bearophobia is offensive and wrong, and I think they owe everyone, especially Teddy, an apology.
