Hot Or Not: Military Gay Porn Newcomer “Leo Balcony”
Move over Jeremy Spreadums. If you thought you’d already seen the worst gay porn name of the year, think again.
Meet ActiveDuty newcomer “Leo Balcony.” Yes, that’s right, Balcony. Not Leo Terrace, not Leo Veranda, not Leo Patio, not Leo Mezzanine, but Leo Balcony. Why and how did he (or the ActiveDuty producers) come up with Balcony? Who cares. Check out the dick:
As perfect as that cock is, there is something awkward about Leo Balcony, in a hot sort of way? Let’s just call him awkward-hot.
Maybe it’s that his face makes him look like an older guy, but he’s actually only 21? I can’t put my finger on it.
Bad porn name and Michael Lucas facial expressions aside, I am here for Leo Balcony and, good news, ActiveDuty claims he’ll be back for more:
Now I want you to remember this young man, because you’ll soon be seeing (I hope) plenty more of him. That’s how sure I am there’ll be a booming demand for this fresh, hot recruit, Leo Balcony! Just as I woulda thunk, Leo is an outdoorsy, guy’s guy. […] Goodness, that soft, flawless skin would look good getting pounded! Let’s hope we’re lucky enough to see that happen very soon.
Leo Balcony: Hot or not?
Trailer (watch full scene here):
