I Hate That I’ve Watched This Video Of A Boxer’s Fake Cock 500,000 Times

Posted March 9, 2017 by Zach with 19 comments

I’ve seen this video popping up (ha ha) on so many sites and have now watched it so many times, I can’t help but post it. In case you haven’t seen, here’s 24-year-old British boxer David Allen showing off an insanely large cock bulge during a nearly nude weigh-in last week:

I first saw this on British tabloid site Mirror (of course), and I can’t believe it’s even real? And yet, at the same time, I want so much to believe that it absolutely is very real, and there is someone out there who has had David Allen’s cock in their mouth (and maybe even their ass). Sadly, the bulge is clearly fake, based on one of Allen’s previous weigh-in videos below—which does not feature that bulge:

Fake cock aside, he’s cute. The boxing match between these two Brits (how hot is the other guy, also??) was in London last weekend. I don’t know/care who won.