I Tried To Watch The Trailer For GayHoopla’s New “Virtual Reality” Scene, And Here’s What Happened

Posted March 12, 2018 by with 39 comments

gh2Here’s what happened when I tried to watch the trailer for GayHoopla’s new “virtual reality” scene:

If anyone’s wondering: Yes, my internet is working fine, and yes, the same thing happened on both browsers that I use (Firefox and Safari). Is this happening to anyone else, or is it just me who’s having trouble connecting with reality?

(via GayHoopla)



GayHoopla’s Dmitry Dickov explained how to watch the scene, and I did what he said, but the picture only showed up for a few seconds before freezing again. Also, I know I’m an old and grumpy bitch, but I’d rather not have to follow technical instructions in order to watch a gay porn scene.

I did a follow-up video, following Dmitry’s instructions:

  • Jace

    You’ve got to use your mouse to move the image left or right. If you move it right, you’ll see the performers,

    • Zachary Sire

      what if someone jerks off with the same hand they use to operate their mouse? (also, I tried doing that with the mouse, and it was the same thing, with flashes of action coming up and then freezing.)

      • Jace

        The whole idea is idiotic. It’s NOT how you watch porn. They should just go bareback if they want more subscribers.

        • sam my

          Will y’all shut up about desperately wanting everyone to go bareback.

      • Scrapple

        And what about one-handed members and double amputees?

        • Zealot

          I think the V.A. provides mousers or fappers for service vets who are in such circumstances. Or they should if they don’t. I’d sign up to help. And people say I’m not patriotic.

          • Scrapple

            We all have to do our part.

  • tlohd57

    It’s like a 360° video, just rotate the mouse around within the video

  • Jay

    Dumb dumb dumb

  • Marik Ishtar

    Did you try watching it in fullscreen and seeing if there’s a camera rotation option?

  • 仮面痴漢

    zach you are silly

  • Quinton Jackson

    I actually.. like it. I guess i’m different *2 chainz voice

  • C A

    It worked on my iPad. It was Trippy.not really sure I need that in my porn though.

  • seeker630

    Just a gimmick – doesn’t add anything to the viewing experience, IMO, unless you’re more interested in the set than the sex. I found that if I didn’t keep the performers centered, they were distorted. I wasn’t able to zoom, only to pan right/left or up/down.

  • The Porn Emperor

    I think they haven’t qu-i-i-i-te worked the bugs out yet.

  • Pinko of the Grange

    Unless it works like what was shown in “Ballers” ep305 I don’t see the point.
    But what do I know, I SneakerNet porn to the tv.

    BTW #ZachHasASexyVoice

    • Always Looking

      Zach does have a sexy voice. No cold this time either!

      • ANTSLC

        There that smooth buttery sound of Zach’s voice again. Ahhhhhh.

  • Scrapple

    That looks like a PC game from the early 00s. Considering GH’s fratdouche atmosphere, I think I’ll pass. Why run the risk of being exposed to virtual reality bigotry when I can go outside and experience the real deal? We already know how La El/Grimlord gets down.

    • Todd B


      • Scrapple

        The Big Bad from VR Troopers.

        • Todd B

          Yah, but why do you call him that and refer to how he gets down?

          • Scrapple

            La El is not a nice guy. Or a friend of Dorothys.

  • Zealot
  • Baradude
  • Maximus

    But, but…don’t you need to be wearing a virtual reality headset in order to see virtual reality?

  • Hari Kalyan

    So after complaining for YEARS about GH’s shitty camera work, they’re finally like okay fuck it YOU control the camera angle bitch LOL