Introducing Gay Porn Newcomer Dummy: A Performer Who Doesn’t Move, Breathe, Speak, Or Cum

Posted May 10, 2018 by with 25 comments

4Gay porn studio RealityDudes has just introduced a new performer who could give his co-stars and peers some fierce competition as the industry’s best, most popular gay porn star. Introducing RealityDudes new exclusive model, Dummy!

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With so many gay porn stars unable to develop chemistry (or even eye contact) with their scene partners, and even more gay porn stars who can’t cum (let alone get hard) in their scenes due to personal drama, gay-for-pay issues, or conflicts with co-stars, Dummy is taking things to the next level by bringing no drama, no personality, and no sexuality whatsoever to set, and he’s showing everyone exactly how to get in, get out, and get the job done!

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In terms of what gay porn studios can afford to pay these days, Dummy could be the industry’s most appealing and most profitable star in years, as Str8UpGayPorn has learned that Dummy’s scene rate is incredibly low. In fact, one source tells Str8UpGayPorn that Dummy can be booked for $35 per scene (and $20 of that goes to his agent, Fabscout Howard). Best of all, Dummy requires no extra costs or hassles associated with STD testing or male enhancement drugs. As soon as Dummy is on set, he’s ready to go!

5Is Dummy the Best Newcomer Of 2018? Maybe so. Be sure to follow him on Twitter and OnlyFans, and you can meet him in person when he makes his first live appearance co-hosting the upcoming Grabby Awards with Chi Chi LaRue. For now, here’s the trailer for his first scene (watch full scene here):

[RealityDudes: Dummy]

 

  • Xzamilloh
  • Xzamilloh
  • TheSagaOf

    Zaaaaaaymn, he’s hot.

  • Julio Grandeur

    Poor Tobias, i feel liked his talent is being wasted at this studio.

    • Donald Horn

      I feel sorry for Titus!

      • Julio Grandeur

        Him too!!

  • sxg

    My sources tell me that he’s already being nominated in several grabby award categories and is likely to sweep them all!

    I also spoke to my gay porn psychic, Otis Mae Brown, and she revealed to me that Dummy will survive an attempted murder plot led by Chi Chi who will be overwhelmed with bitterness once Dummy upstages her in jokes and personality at this year’s Grabbys!!!

  • Scrapple

    He’s emotionless, he doesn’t can’t use his arms, he can’t kiss and he can’t cum. He’s basically like any other new model who jumps in the biz. But his torso is slamming, his dick stays hard, and he’s biracial. He’ll be a star!

    Boys, don’t get your hopes up about snacking on that dick during a meet and greet. Miss sanfv spilled all the tea about Dummy. He’s only doing gay porn to supplement his MMA career. His wife uses her body to teach high school kids CPR and they’ve got two bouncing medicine balls. Dummy is Sway4Pay. Why are the good ones never available?

    • c_find

      Wait how is he biracial?

      • Ed Woody

        White top half, black bottom half, clearly.

        • c_find

          LOL Didn’t catch that. I guess I’m a bit slow today hehe

  • B.C.

    This looks beyond ridiculous. I want to laugh and cry at the same time. How can performer being fucked by dummy keep a straight face on?

  • Schnitzel

    “Introducing Gay Porn Newcomer Dummy: A Performer Who Doesn’t Move, Breathe, Speak, Or Cum”

    Much like Leo Giamani

  • DumBone

    Next week they’ll attach a 2nd hand fleshjack to this lifeless dummy’s rear-end and SUGP will feature a gushing article about “porn’s new best powerbottom.”

  • erexshawn

    those realistic sex dolls and robots might make an interesting, albeit expensive, addition to the dildo collection. this evil spawn of Dr Frankenstein and MacGyver detracts from anything it touches including this scene.

  • emercycrite

    Bizarre.

  • pronounproblems

    *20 minutes later*….We regret to inform you that the Dummy is racist.

  • von schlomo

    Most of the models at Men, Next Door and Active Duty are already close enough to being this Dummy…useless flat dicks.

    Dummy isn’t all that unlike an unanthropomorphic fucking machine that Kink featured about 20 years ago.

  • Todd

    WINNER-2018 STR8UPGAYPORN Gay Porn Newcomer

    Is he dating Brent Corrigan yet ???

  • Hari Kalyan

    Is this what circuit training is?

  • Nate

    That chemistry

  • SaintMike

    well at the rate things are going that may be my new boyfriend

  • Maximus

    He’ll fit right in! (That’s a layered joke; take a minute to think about it.)

  • Hereweare

    Came for the article……..Stayed for the comments……………..

  • Vancraw

    he’s on Trimix…