Joey Mills Makes A Banana Split Out Of Chris Damned’s Cock After Getting Fucked Bareback In Mid-Air
Two questions kept repeating in my head as I watched today’s Men.com scene with Joey Mills and Chris Damned: Why are they doing this, and why the fuck am I watching this?
I have no answers to either of those questions, but something about this must’ve worked, because I couldn’t stop watching.
Think of this as a greatest hits collection of everything you “love” about Men.com scenes.
Men.com’s obsession with food? Check.
Men.com’s obsession with people not being aware that there’s a fuckfest going on right in front of their face? Check.
Men.com’s obsession with angry bystanders being offended by gay sex? Check. (To be fair, at least they took a break from humiliating that traumatized blonde lady.)
Did I already mention food?
There’s even some timely mask-wearing (Chris isn’t wearing one when he walks into Joey’s cafe, which is what leads to the fuckfest).
All of this works (barely) due in part to Joey cleverly hamming it up (he’s clearly aware of all the absurdity, and he milks it for all its worth) and Chris Damned being such a good top.
Men.com should take all the fucking from scenes like this and put it into a collection of sex-only scenes, with all the “comedy” edited out. Because while 75% of this is solid jerk-off material, the other 25% is the same nonsense we’ve already seen a million times.
That said, even nonsense can make great gifs, so thank you to Joey Mills (and the banana) for continuing to be the cutest and most gifable twink in gay porn.
Trailer (watch full scene here):
