JOHNNY’s 100TH 94TH?!

Posted May 2, 2014 by with 10 comments

UntitledPay attention to any of the other blogs that regurgitate press releases and you’ll be tricked into believing that today’s Men.com update is Johnny Rapid’s 100th scene. What a momentous occasion—if it were actually true. I’ve been closely monitoring Johnny Rapid’s scenes ever since he became a Men exclusive (you’ll recall my post on Johnny’s 70th time bottoming and my post chronicling all of the locations and positions in which Johnny has been fucked), and I can tell you definitively that today’s release is NOT Johnny Rapid’s 100th scene. It’s his 94th.

Even Men’s own Johnny Rapid profile says so:

Screen Shot 2014-05-02 at 8.44.51 AMAnd don’t let the number 95 in the top right corner fool you—it’s still only 94. One of the 95 that Men is including is “Men Caught On Video,” in which Johnny appears in a non-sexual role. Sorry, but that doesn’t count.

MuscleWorshipJO17Now, we know how they got from 94 to 95, but how’d Men get from 95 to 100? I asked a rep to explain, and this is the response I got:

100 includes certain BTS [and interview] scenes, I believe. We thought it would cause the least confusion to just go by the scene number displayed in the members area because some affiliates would announce it based on that. […] I just had a look and it seems like his real 100th scene is tentatively scheduled for June 22 and is with Connor Maguire.

That makes sense to me. I’ll be withholding my “100th scene” celebratory blog post until June 22, thank you very much. Meanwhile, here is Johnny Rapid’s 94th scene, released today. It’s an orgy in which he gets double penetrated for the 8th time.

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[Men.com: Johnny Rapid Double Penetrated By Phenix Saint & Connor Kline]

[Men.com: Johnny Rapid Filmography]

AND:

Before I realized that today’s update wasn’t Johnny’s 100th scene, I was planning on joining in on the celebration by posting 100 of my favorite Johnny Rapid gifs. In retrospect, that sounds like kind of an insane thing to do (this page would take forever to load with all the graphics on it), so here is a partial celebration with 18 of my favorite Johnny Rapid gifs of all time:

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[Men.com: Johnny Rapid Filmography]

  • JoshChicago

    Wow, Zach. I hope you don’t find a way to take all of the joy and fun out of the Grabbys when you get there. 😉

    • Bull

      lol I hope he does. Make for an interesting read anyway.

  • Cosmic

    I look forward to when Johnny Rapid is no longer a thing.

  • James Withers

    His 100th video should be him kissing a dude. Tongue must be used.

    • Bull

      yasssuh!!

  • Bull

    The best is the one with Ty Roderick blowing him in the 2nd to the last gif.

  • John

    Just because dykes don’t use makeup is no excuse for them filming Johnny without concealer. Those women at Men need to get with the program. Just because they can’t conceive of eating a man’s load doesn’t mean we don’t want to see scenes with model’s doing that… with gusto;-)

  • robirob

    He sure beat the odds of having a limited shelf life as porn star. Guess fantasy rape keeps you ‘fresh’ long enough.

  • GN

    Someone please explain to me what this kid’s appeal is? Yeah he’s cute, but his performances are as thrilling as mayo sandwiches, and he frequently expresses his disdain for homosexuality by making passive comments about loving bloodied pussies.

    • JoshChicago

      I’m so glad you asked this question because I’m here alone and drinking on a Saturday night and I feel the need to fully embrace this question. I apologize in advance for the lengthy and probably intoxicated, and misunderstood response:

      He’s cute. He needs cash. He’s smarter than most and he knows how to just shut the fuck up after his scenes and just go away and live his life in private.