The Top 10 Most Amazing Johnny Rapid Faces Of All Time

Posted August 12, 2014 by Zach with 12 comments

10. Uhh, you gotta be shittin’ me, right?

9. All I did was ask for wheat toast instead.

8. I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can… (Tommy Defendi: “I can’t.”)

7. Bitch, let go of my ankle!

6. Derp

5. Getting fucked is hilarious!

4. Splat!

3. Zoinks!

2. Sprackleblrugbdrgkkssmhg?

1. Somebody call my wife—I’m gonna be home late.

Which Johnny Rapid face best represents you?

AND:

In honor of Johnny Rapid’s face, here’s his new scene today with muscle bear Brad Kalvo.

Clip (watch full video here):

[Men.com: Brad Kalvo Fucks Johnny Rapid]

[Men.com: Johnny Rapid Complete Filmography]