The Top 10 Most Amazing Johnny Rapid Faces Of All Time

Posted August 12, 2014 by with 12 comments

johnn1110. Uhh, you gotta be shittin’ me, right?

Johnny-Rapid-Ricky-Sinz-12-17-11-042-e13440366571889. All I did was ask for wheat toast instead.

0014ab8. I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can… (Tommy Defendi: “I can’t.”)

0072a7. Bitch, let go of my ankle!

00606. Derp

00405. Getting fucked is hilarious!

MechanicMeltdownDMHphotos-44. Splat!

00483. Zoinks!

Untitled2. Sprackleblrugbdrgkkssmhg?

00881. Somebody call my wife—I’m gonna be home late.

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Which Johnny Rapid face best represents you?

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AND:

In honor of Johnny Rapid’s face, here’s his new scene today with muscle bear Brad Kalvo.

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Clip (watch full video here):


[Men.com: Brad Kalvo Fucks Johnny Rapid]

[Men.com: Johnny Rapid Complete Filmography]

 

 

  • Hi Presley

    “Amazing” is not the adjective I would use

  • sxg
    • zach

      I can’t believe you tried to post an image linked to that website.

  • sxg

    #6 makes me miss Jaxton Wheeler’s hair and devil beard combo so damn much! I found it so damn sexy!

  • GN

    His scene with Brad Kalvo has the disturbing verisimilitude of child molestation…..

  • mickcarter

    I appreciate his expressiveness.

  • Spongey

    #5 is the truth! His proctologist will have a feel day trying to sort through that mess. This new scene with Brad Kalvo looks bizarre, how much spackle is required on Johnny’s face to film another shitty scene for Men.com?

  • Odetofear

    LMAO! He’s such a ham. I can’t say Rapid is on my top 10 list of gay porn stars, but i find him adorkable.

    • GN

      1) He’s extremely adorable 2) He can certainly take a good fucking 3) Now, if someone would just teach him how to such a proper dick, I would join ISIS just so I could kidnap him into sex slavery.

    • mistymouse

      yes, very “adorkable” :3

  • robirob

    Personally I find Zach’s captions of the pictures more entertaining than Johnny Rapid.

  • 1RealityCheck

    Is there any model left that hasn’t tapped that hole