After 5-Month Hiatus, Johnny Rapid Returns As A Horny Action Figure Who Comes To Life And Fucks JJ Knight

Posted November 29, 2018 by with 95 comments

11It’s been nearly FIVE months since the last Johnny Rapid scene (Men.com and Johnny have done this a couple times in the past: Johnny goes on extended breaks between filming scenes, leaving fans clamoring for more), and if absence has only made your heart (and your cock) grow fonder, you’re in luck: Johnny Rapid returns tomorrow!

9 1315And, because Johnny only does things big, he’s riding one of the biggest cocks in gay porn for his return—the cock belonging to JJ Knight.

2324And, because this is Men.com, the plot for this scene is absolutely insane.

In “Cum To Life Part 1,” Johnny Rapid plays an action figure that’s mysteriously delivered to JJ Knight.

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And, much to JJ’s surprise, the Johnny doll magically comes to life!

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The Johnny doll is horny af, and he’s apparently come to life for the sole purpose of sucking and fucking JJ Knight’s giant cock. Mission accomplished, Johnny:

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Can you name a more iconic action figure? (No, you can’t.)

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Side note: I NEED this Johnny Rapid action figure, and if Men sends me one for an early Christmas present, I will be forever grateful.

Sadly, it looks like once Johnny cums, he turns back into the action figure:

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Let’s hope another big-dicked top makes Johnny horny and he’s able to return for another scene. (This is apparently a series, since the scene is called “Cum To Life Part 1,” so Johnny will undoubtedly be back for more.) Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: JJ Knight Fucks Johnny Rapid]

  • Public_Gall

    God! Not him again!

  • FrenchBug

    Torn between annoyed that the pipsqueak is back and the incredibly idiotic waste of resources for a dumb story, and grateful that I can see what’s going on without needing sunglasses or night goggles, and that nobody looks yellow, blue or red.
    That’s how low we have sunk, folks.

    • Tempest

      But you see, it’s just porn! It’s fantasy! It’s not that serious, they say! I mean, if you look at the trailer, I can only point and laugh at this stupidity of a studio so maybe yes, it really isn’t serious.

      • Julio Grandeur

        Its really not that serious lmao. You can point and laugh, it is entertainment after all

        • Tempest

          This is porn, not a fucking comedy show. You’re not supposed to find funny two guys having sex, it doesn’t work like that.

          Grow the fuck up

          • Julio Grandeur

            ?? The fucking isn’t funny. I don’t know what you find funny, though, as you said you’re pointing and laughing; however, I would guess the premise is what’s funny?

            I know you don’t watch straight porn, but the gimmicks youre complaining about aren’t exclusive to gay porn.

            “Grow the fuck up”?
            Yeah, I’ll do that when you calm the fuck down

    • Scrapple

      They put time, energy and money into commissioning a Johnny Rapid action figure. And unless that action figure has a detachable shirt, they actually commissioned two. They can do all that but they can’t shoot hot guys having hot sex without gimmicks, or adultery or sorry looking girlfriends stinking up the production? It’s amazing.

  • James Johnson III

    Ir took years but I can’t deny that Johnny turns in some great performances and I’m actually excited to see him back…and JJ Knight is always a great Top so I’m not mad at this pairing…and I want a Johnny action figure too!

  • Ginger Loverboy

    In stead of I dream of genie… I dream of weenie

    • McM.

      Manville already did it.

  • hotdickcum

    Still waiting for the story on Gayhoopla drama.

    For the meantime, glad Johnny is back to get those cock numbers up.

  • adamb

    Fuck yes!!!! Im so fucking glad Mr Johnny Rapid is back again!! He just gets fucking sexier with slight age what with the facial n chest hair omg im fucking swooning over him never sexier – much like Mr Zac Efron he too just gets fucking sexier with age!! Bottoming for JJ Knight is just the fucking icing on the cake!!

    • Baradude

      Anything which Johnny being picked up and manhandled is a A+ in my book!

      • adamb

        I forgot to add that! Oh yeah anything with Johnny getting fucked rough is pure gold! I hate it when he tops so fucking boring, i love just how polarising Johnny is!

      • John

        Aint that the truth….

  • Todd

    Isn’t JJ 22 or 23 ??? Damn, not aging well at all ……and how does the plastic action figure lose its clothes and gain a hard on ??

    • Baradude

      He must be 23 in dog years cuz he looks a solid 30-32. He’s still hot to me but there’s no way that man is in his early 20s

      • FrenchBug

        You’re pretty good! He turned 31 this summer.

        • Todd

          I thought he was the younger man in the Brent Corrigan relationship, but they’re practically the same age. Sorry for the confusion

  • Eclipse

    C’mon guys, this is OBVIOUSLY a promotional tie-in to Life Size 2! Just look at the timing, we’re mere days away from its premiere!

  • Baradude

    I thought he was gonna be the top…..thank good cuz he’s better as a bottom AND HE STAYS HARD WHEN HE GETS FUCKED! There was a weird period when he kept topping and it was not working Johnny should always bottom! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e41eb73d6d77b473051ef09c51350cf4f14c3874fa72376b61344ea73b908b49.jpg

    • Ceecee

      I actually like some of his topping moments. His scene with Beaux Banks? Crazy hot.

      • Hari Kalyan

        Yeah for all the bottoming he does, he’s actually a naturally good top. Probably because he’s straight (leaning?) in real life.

        • Ceecee

          I think he identified as straight when he started but has been bi a while now.

          • Hari Kalyan

            With all the bottoming he’s done, yeah he might as well be bi

      • Link Nla

        I Loooooooooooooove when Johnny tops, he’s dominant, he talks @#$@, luv it. Its nice to see slimmer smaller guys top, having them bottom is so cliche’

    • Scrapple

      Personal offscreen fuckery aside, Johnny is actually a good top. He focuses on making sure the bottom is enjoying it. And he has this thing about maintaining eye contact.

      • adamb

        Yeah i stand corrected on his topping scenes, i still prefer him bottoming but ur right.

  • Tim

    It is a dumb premise, but at least it isn’t as horrible as what had been the Men standard. I mean, that “longest erection” series was actually great. However, I wish this were bareback. but I always wish Condom porn were bareback.

    • Neil

      Yeah, I wondered why they decided to go with a condom. Both performers have done bareback scenes previously and I believe the studio has produced bareback content. Why not just go bareback and rake in the bucks? Who makes that decision I wonder?

    • Tempest

      If that means folding Randy Blue style then yeah, let them do bare.

      • Ty Huber

        Hmmm. I have no inside knowledge, but I doubt the only/main reason RB folded was because they went bareback. Were that the case, BelAmi, Helix, Corbin Fisher, GISP would be likewise circling the drain. That said, I felt bad about RB shutting down and I thought a lot of their bareback stuff was very good, especially when Dominic Santos, Jacob Taylor, or Malachi Marx were topping or Ashton Summers was anywhere in the room.

        • Tempest

          It wasn’t random to me. It’s made even worse when they allowed all those boring east Euro folks on the site as well.

          There’s also a slight difference with the sites you mentioned. CF, GISP, CM and SC (when it was really good) could pull it off even if all their new stuff is bare because there’s chemistry between the guys (at least over on GISP and CF most of the time), there’s good production value and the guys are carefully instructed on what to do, and it’s not because there isn’t a condom. I mean, some of the best scenes ever made had condoms and nobody cared, know why? Because the sex was good. I cringe when “mainstream” studios like HotHouse, MEN, Falcon and RS go bare because not a single scene of theirs is worth the trouble, every time it feels like it’s a training session at the gym rather than passionate sex between two guys. There is zero chemistry, made even more by the stupid and insulting storylines we’re used to.

          So, for the last time I am not against bareback per se, because as I said, some studio can deliever some decent scenes once in a while, what I am against however is HOW it used to mask the poor quality of the fucking because people will watch anyway, so why even bother thinking about the pairings or the direction. I ain’t so easily entertained, I want more.

          • Tim

            I get where you are coming from. There is a lot more that I care about, sure. I love a lot of condom scenes and have quite the collection, but for me it is a truism that removing that condom always makes it hotter all other things equal. All other things are not always equal, but that is another story.

        • FrenchBug

          Wasn’t RB supposed to reboot a few months back and even advertised here on having a whole bunch of old-timers come back for a cam show to celebrate the reboot/anniversary? What happened to that?

          • Tempest

            I hope they won’t, they’re not gonna be even just as half good as they once were and I don’t want a Richard.XXX situation either.

          • FrenchBug

            It sure does look like the plans they had prematurely announced fell apart but I bet there is a story there.

            I personally am not against as many studios starting as can be. Competition is good and at some point one of them might end up being good, who knows?

          • Tempest

            One of the reasons I appreciate GISP so much is that they don’t churn out so many scenes in a week, but when they do it’s usually good. That’s the key, making more studios likely means more fatigue for the guys involved and the directors may not have the time to plan everything since they also have to handle other studios, sometimes less is good.

          • Link Nla

            whoa, i wasn’t aware RB shutdown, granted I haven’t been there in ages. My 2 cents is this- Gay4pay models imo, turn out boring and lackluster performances. A lot of guys at RB (at least when i did watch their scenes) seemed like they were probably straight. Seriously, if you’re doing a scene with another man and you’re straight, you need to at least sell it. Some of these models look like they can’t wait til it’s over and I’m like “well that make two of us.” seriously, don’t do me no favors straight G4P peeps. I LUV GISP b/cs the guys are into GUYS (or they sell it hellafingwell).

          • Tempest

            Well they’re not totally dead, they don’t release original content anymore and have switched into a web cam site full time.

          • Tim

            a lot of those kinds of studios that turn out less content but focus on quality do end up with only gay/bi guys. Cockyboys has always had a similar brand. and fine enough.

            But as ever there are guys I’m just not into or who just can’t fake it well and guys who are into it, no mater their orientation. and even the dumbstruck approach can work for me if the right guy is doing it (Old Men favorite Paddy is one of those or Mark Long over at NextDoor), as can Johnny Rapid or even Vadim Black or Sean Cody’s Sean.

            So in short, there are guys who shouldn’t have careers in gay porn. for some of it Orientation plays a part, but there are so many guys, even gay ones, who can phone in a large number of performances and just lose it

    • Link Nla

      honestly as long as there are no women (OMG those are so fucking annoying) or incest, i’m usually good w/ it.

  • Pinko of the Grange

    didn’t he do a life size doll thing early in his career at MEN?

    Any way JD Cadinot did this better in “Le Garçon près de la piscine”

    • Julio Grandeur

      It was a mannequin but yes

  • Scrapple

    Men already has a “Welcome to Marwen” parody? That was fast. Cheers!
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    • Hari Kalyan

      I thought it was more of continuation of his Johnny in Box scene from a few years ago

      • Scrapple

        Did you just equate a sex doll/mannequin to an action figure? How dare you!

        • Hari Kalyan

          eh.. same diff

  • peter

    Glad Johnny is back just wish he would shave that patch off his chest

    • adamb

      Oh fuck no! I fucking love his slowly growing hairy chest, it jus adds to his sexiness.

    • John

      Are you insane…..johnny has just enough hair in all the right places….he better not shave any of it…

  • CamCam

    This looks like another boring scene from MEN but i will give them props for one thing. At least its not another “don’t tell my wife/my wife is in the next room sleeping” shitty scene.

  • Galaxy_Scribe

    Hasn’t Johnny done the mannequin/doll plot before?

    • Cosmic

      I think he played a sex doll in another video.

      • FrenchBug

        Twice actually. Johnny in a Box 1 and 2.
        Bottomed for Marcus Ruhl the first time and he and Tyler Sweet shared Cooper Reed’s cock the second time.

        • Link Nla

          I luv’d that scene, though I wanted it to be just Tyler and Johnny

  • Cosmic

    He’s one performer I’d be fine with retiring from porn and staying retired.

  • Donald Horn

    Is there any other adult performer who has been prolific as Johnny Rapid? 204 scenes is a lot.

    • Zachary Sire

      about 10 of those were behind the scenes clips or cameos, but yes, almost 200 puts him near the top!

    • FrenchBug

      It seems a lot but Pierce Paris has been in porn for not as long and already has 161 credits on IAFD (and they are still working on entering older scenes which means it may not be complete). Dominic Pacifico has 219 (again, with some missing),
      That said, Johnny Rapid’s feels like a lot because 99% of them were for the same studio which is impressive.
      Of course on the straight side someone like James Deen has more than 2000 credits so, yeah, perspective.

      • Hari Kalyan

        You beat me to it. Yeah in gay porn Johnny my be considered prolific but he has nothing on str8 porn adult performers.

    • Link Nla

      the brents, corrigan and everett?? I’m sure there are others.

    • Julio Grandeur

      Sebastian Keys is credited with 400+ scenes

  • No_No_No_Yes

    That moment when Chris Hugh’s testicles were more sexy than a gay porn update. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d5eb8aeb62e2def0617926fec73c91bd8f7b11b332e86d9183208ddcaf75364.gif

  • TK

    Is JJ Knight considered hot? I’m seriously asking. Do people think he’s one of the hottest pornstars currently active?

    • FrenchBug

      Count me in as someone who doesn’t and never have. I recognize him as a big dick (although not a very pretty one) and he can be a good performer but I don’t think he is good-looking at all.
      But I will take a not-really-good-looking-but-not-hideous gay guy who is a good performer and seems to meet the low bar of not being publicly a raging asshole over any gorgeous straight guy who can’t get it up. So while I was kind of like “No thanks” when he started, I am not bothered by him now.

    • B.C.

      I find him attractive. Then again, I would never use the word “hot”. JJ is popular ’cause of his dick and copious cumming, plus he is a really nice guy.

    • Julio Grandeur

      I think he’s hot but im only one person

    • Link Nla

      While I don’t have anything against him, he doesn’t do it for me. But my preference is for guys built like johnny. Seems like larger guys are more preferred than slim in the industry, especially when it comes to tops. Again, I like johnny’s body type, seems like the only studio that works with slim on slim guys is helix and while some of their scenes are good, slim=/= twink. More into slim (w/muscles) less into twink.

  • I was looking forward to a bb scene… 😉 Looks good from the trailer.

  • Kanaka

    Say what you will…Johnny’s working in the biz like a lot of others arent/cant.

  • John

    Johnny is one of the top 3 pornstars out there, you will always get a good scene with him in it…I’m a big fan, I prefer when he bottoms but also love when he tops hes such a verbal dominating top love it, good to see he hasnt left the industry and still taking dick…i wonder how many dicks this makes….

  • Ninja0980

    Did anyone actually miss him?

    • Link Nla

      Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😀

      • adamb

        I 2nd that.

        • Peter the Pumpkin Eater

          i 3rd that !!!!!!!

      • Peter the Pumpkin Eater

        Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!! TOO !!!!!!! just luv johnny

    • adamb

      Yes

  • Link Nla

    I can’t get enough of J. Rapid, one of my all time favorite Pstars

    • adamb

      Same here mate hes gold standard!

  • Peter the Pumpkin Eater

    I LUV JOHNNY RAPID !!!!!!! my all time fav — up there with my favs brent corrigan and kirk cummings — top or bottom ??? — doesn’t matter —- either way — the only thing that erks me is the loud verbals while getting fucked — you’d think that after having more than 100 cocks in his ass and nice hard cock would slip in nicely and he could enjoy the pleasure of a hard wt cock going in and out of his ass — just sayin’ — oh — and yes i love the fact that his cock stays hard while being fucked !!!

    • adamb

      I like u & i 2nd what u said.

      • Peter the Pumpkin Eater

        thanks — when i see johnny with a hard on all the way through the scene i get so horned up !!!! thanks again adamb

  • Willie Starr

    JJ is wearing boxers under his skinny jeans. I mean, is he even gay?

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  • Carrel

    his look of horror — pics 3-4-5, is funny-sexy

  • Carrel

    Didn’t we use to hate JR?

  • Doug Kalin

    Someone should start selling a line of porn star action figures.

    • Cosmic

      With various swappable cocks and in Johnny’s case Super Gaping Action! LOL