Monster Cock Alert: Gay Hoopla Newcomer Kellan Hartmann

Posted September 25, 2015 by with 17 comments

gayhoopla-kellan-hartmann-14The good news: GayHoopla has just introduced a monster-cocked newcomer named Kellan Hartmann who is stroking his monster cock for your viewing pleasure.

The bad news: The audio in his preview video below has been dubbed with the audio from this viral video about a “sea monstah,” and it’s hard to decide whether we should be jerking off or laughing. So, do both at the same time, I guess?

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Kellan Hartmann’s solo video comes out next week, and I pray to the GayHoopla Gods that they bring this donkey-dicked hipster back for a hardcore duo scene with another guy.

gayhoopla-kellan-hartmann-22 gayhoopla-kellan-hartmann-24Here’s the trailer (again, the dubbed audio might be a boner-killer), and you can find more of Kellan Hartmann here:

[GayHoopla: Kellan Hartmann]

  • Nana Eristavi

    What a nice, charming kid with the bee-stung lips and elegant body of an ancient Greek figurine! And his elven pointed ears are simply endearing. :)))))))))

  • DPS

    Dude is fucking hot but the audio had me in tears, holy fuckin shit man look at the size of this thing!

  • disqus_Eup5gJ5x0j

    I do wanna see Clay riding that thing. Let’s take the gape to the next level!

  • YUSS

    That’s nice and all but he’s so fucking ugly. I’ll pass.

    • goldwater89

      I can’t imagine what you look like

      • YUSS

        At least better than him. And, he’s suppose to be the answer to a fantasy. If I wanted to look hideous guys with semi-passable bodies, I’d probably go the the same glory hole you frequent.

  • cphotee

    Who the fuck is in charge over there at GayHoopla? You gotta be kidding me. I turned the trailer off after 10 seconds and have ZERO desire to buy a membership even though the dude is fucking HOT and I have a mute button.

    • Athra56

      Yet they let Ryan Rose run around with his butter face…

  • pje821

    Cute face; nice body; big dick; goddamn awful fucking earplugs? Hideous.

  • Athra56

    How long til Austine Wilde scoops up this one?

  • Gazzaq

    Kellan’s a Nice Lad but needs to move to another site where his Assets would be out to good use.

  • Myko

    hideous face, but great cock

    • JJ

      His face is not hideous. Not at all.

  • JJ

    His asshole looks like it has been fucked before.

  • JJ

    I want to see LaEl hug and kiss this cutie!

  • MadgeMidler

    Why is this scene just being released? His image has been used in GayHoopla ads for a while now.

  • hotdickcum

    Definitely a g4p, can’t even get his dick up with two hot studs – Rico Vega and Price Hogan. At least, he sucked cock. By the end, he had to be in one corner, jerking alone – and not even bothered with Price and Rico, probably watching straight porn from a far. Kinda disappointing.