True Or False: This GayHoopla Model’s Cock Is 9.5 Inches Long

Posted August 8, 2018 by with 33 comments

london4Welcome to another installment of Str8UpGayPorn’s True Or False? This series asks you, the readers, to judge whether something is true or false about a gay porn scene and/or the performer(s) in it, and you can share your opinion in the poll and/or the comments below.

Today’s True Or False is all about GayHoopla newcomer London Ryan (above), and whether or not his cock is 9.5 inches long. To be clear, this is a very nice, very well-proportioned, and very big dick, but is it really just half an inch away from being 10 inches long? Let’s review:

london5London Ryan makes his gay porn debut here on Monday (August 13th) in a solo scene, and it would be crazy if he didn’t quickly return for a duo scene to fuck someone. (And, hopefully, that someone is Collin Simpson.)

Even before pulling his dick out in this scene (which he does in a public park!), London was bragging about the size of his manhood, and I think he was right to brag.

gayhoopla-london-ryan-18Later (once he’s back at the house and able to jerk off behind closed doors), London compares his erect cock to a water bottle, and they are pretty much exactly the same size!

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At the end of the scene, GayHoopla decides that it’s time to pull out the measuring tape and see just how many inches London’s cock really is. With the measuring tape in hand, London declares that his cock is nine and one-half inches long. Wow!

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Except, wait:

Screen Shot 2018-08-08 at 1.03.59 PMUnless London considers his pelvis and leg part of his penis, his cock is not 9.5 inches. As you can see above, the first two inches of the measuring tape are placed beyond the beginning of his shaft, so the true measurement should start at around the 2-inch mark.

And what about the other end of the tape, which supposedly extends to 9.5 inches?

Screen Shot 2018-08-08 at 1.05.28 PMUnless London considers his hand and thumb part of his penis, his cock doesn’t quite reach the 9.5 mark on this measuring tape. As you can see above, the tip of the head of London’s cock reaches the 9.25 mark, not the 9.5 mark. So, by starting at 2 inches and reaching 9.25 inches, that would mean that London’s cock is actually 7.25 inches long. That’s obviously a nice size and well above average, but it is not 9.5 inches, which would be considered “monster cock” territory by porn standards.

This poll probably isn’t necessary since everyone can see with their own eyes, but just so we’re clear:


7.25 inches or 9.5 inches, London Ryan’s cock is still big and still great, and he’ll hopefully be back to use it on someone else soon. Trailer (watch full scene here):

[GayHoopla: London Ryan]

  • peter

    You measure from the base at the pubis, which in this shot aligns with the 2″ mark. He’s a hair over 7″

    Maybe Hoopla should go metric like Belami, since 20 cm sounds bigger.

    I’d like him to come back, though on another site. These are the guys Corbin Fisher should be getting!

  • Baradude

    The lie detector determined that was a lie! Tried to pull the dick over our eyes hmmm he ain’t slick, we see you! 😂 https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/730a4d4844c52d1b375fad97a6a68b336997d43211a45ba4717f26c8146d46ac.gif

  • Alvin VVin

    finally GH got a big dick.. i hope they use it..

  • Scrapple

    London’s Bridge is falling down…because the engineer was a filthy liar who measured the support beams incorrectly. Lawsuits have been filed.

    • Me2

      I’m suspicious of people who don’t have a natural ability to smile.

      • Scrapple

        Agreed, although awkward smiles can be cute. So long as it’s not creepy.

  • Huron

    The benefit of a doubt, it seems to be around 8 1/2. How fun would it be to see Collins measure it to its fullest of say 9-8 1/4 inches. Either way I am tall enough to get on and ride that pole all night long.

  • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

    That’s how most guys online measure their cock. Its why everyone is 8″

  • Eric from Sweden

    This is what I call investigative journalism! Now you’re right up there with Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward!

    • Paul J

      It would be nice if studios/porn stars stopped adding at least 2 inches every time. Some guys worry about penis size.

  • Johnny

    That’s a very nice, thick 7.25″ cock. The lie is stupid.

    • Justin Trenton #NotMyPresident

      I’ve found that even hung guys lie to compensate for the smaller guys that lie. I have a hung friend that’s 8×6.5. It’s huge, yet he says online he’s 10×7.

  • Markjohnson

    Who cares lol I’m happy there’s another big dick in their roster. Can’t wait

  • Michael Lewis

    If you’re going to round up, don’t go crazy with it. If you are 5’7 don’t say you’re 6′ just say that you’re 5’9.

  • kireb

    not different than most of the porn stars. every 5 feet tall twink says that he have an 8″.

  • PaulieP

    how about starting at the base and with the number 1?

  • Daniel Adam Hayes

    We all know that after the solo he’s gonna jump to their str8 site, so whatever.

  • emercycrite

    Damned tattoos on an otherwise amazing body.

  • reginald jones

    Like the song says, ‘ I like em’ big and stupid’.

  • garyonmain

    I voted for give him some slack. That is one big dick and I wouldn’t kick it out of bed. I know on guys profile they always had hook up inches. So why not on porn. I wanted to see that somewhat 9.5 inch dick planted in a butt.

  • Anon

    GH is handled by dumbasses. They’re so dumb, they didn’t even know that there’s a difference between inches and centimeters

  • Anon

    I didn’t know all women have at least 2 inches long penis.

    But c’mon it’s GH, you can’t just expect them to be geniuses

  • asby
  • silvarga

    That’s just a solid 7, period.

  • letsbefriends

    his cock is beautiful either way

  • YandyDandy

    He has bad skin on his face. Very off putting. Plus yet another porn performer who bullshits about his cock size. Like most guys on grindr, they need to get themselves new tape measures,

  • codycarpenter41

    He’s a hottie! Definitely excited to see how he uses that thing

  • Jon

    What a pointless lie considering his dick is big anyways.

  • spartan546

    A water bottle like the one in the video is 8 inches tall. So, when he has it placed against the base of his longjohn, it’s the same length.

  • Mike Julius

    He’s ugly hot.

  • Alan Song

    Hell NO!