MAGA Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands That Walmart Stop Selling Dildos

Posted December 17, 2022 by with 15 comments

Just last week, adulterous congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene delivered a rousing speech to young Republicans about the sale of butt plugs and dildos at CVS and Target stores nationwide. Video of Greene talking about the sex toys went viral, and she clearly enjoyed the attention, because she’s back today with another dildo-themed rant.

Someone must’ve alerted MAGA Marge that her favorite sex toys are also sold in Walmart locations throughout the country, including one in her very own Christian conservative neighborhood. But, because Christian conservatives do not use dildos (they’re more into raping children), Greene has demanded that Walmart remove the sex toys from store shelves immediately, as seen in the below tweets:

Greene, who cheated on her soon-to-be ex-husband with a sex guru from her gym, says toys like the “Vibrating Stroker” shouldn’t be sold next to other products like children’s toothbrushes, as this represents “grooming.” Apparently, children are shopping for toothbrushes by themselves in Walmart, and they might accidentally pick up a Vibrating Stroker instead because they think it’s a toothbrush?