Man With 10-Inch Cock Laments Massive Endowment, Says He’s Considered Penis Reduction Surgery
[gif of Sean Cody’s Brooks, who is thankfully not the subject of the story below, showing off his massive, possibly 10-inch cock]
Who knew mainstream news sites were doing Cocktober-themed articles? Insider has an interview today with someone who calls himself “Jason,” and he’s complaining about his 10-inch cock being too big. He even says an angry woman confronted him about it in the checkout line at the grocery store:
Jason was waiting in a checkout line at his grocery store when he overheard the woman behind him, her voice filled with disgust.
“I can’t believe you’re aroused right now,” she said. Jason turned, realizing she’d seen the print of his flaccid penis through his pants. Before he could say anything, the woman distanced herself, heading to another checkout lane.
Jason sighed. Since he was a teen, he’d received comments about his penis, which he’s measured to be seven inches long and five inches thick when soft. When erect, Jason, who stands 6’1″, says it’s 10 inches long and 6.75 inches in girth.
[Insider]
I feel like this entire story is fake, but when reading it as satire or comedy, at least it’s entertaining.
Later in the piece, “Jason” says he’s struggled with finding clothes that fit and sexual positions that didn’t hurt the women he’s fucked. He also claims he once considered getting penis reduction surgery, but instead has just learned to live with it. “It” being his 10-inch dick:
Finding comfortable clothing for leisure and work has been a decades-long process, Jason said.
It wasn’t much of an issue for him in high school, since popular clothing at the time featured baggier, roomier styles.
But when Jason graduated college and entered the workforce for the first time, he said he was extremely self-aware about how his bulge looked in business-casual clothes. To conceal it, Jason said he carried around a leather-bound portfolio folder, which he strategically held in front of his crotch until he started to feel more comfortable around his coworkers.
Certain sex positions are also better suited for his size, like cowgirl, since the woman on top can control how deeply she’s penetrated, Jason said. He said doggy style is also a go-to position because “the woman’s butt is basically a bumper and it can stop me from going deeper.”
Fifteen years ago, Jason said he may have considered a penis-reduction procedure. But now, he has no interest at all, preferring to let judgmental people, like the woman at the grocery store, have their assumptions.
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I love that a 10-inch dick is being talked about as if it’s some kind of life-changing disability. Most guys in porn who are considered massively endowed have about 8-9 inches, and they all live relatively normal lives. And yet, “Jason” with his 10 inches (1 inch bigger than many of the biggest guys in porn) is a fucking leper who’s accosted in the grocery store and can barely function in society without carrying around giant office supplies to place in front of his crotch? Please. This story is absolutely 100% fake.
Here’s more of Brooks, who did not try to hide his cock behind leather-bound portfolios and was rightfully proud of his enormous penis in his Sean Cody scenes:
