Manhunt Just Hired A Straight, Married Man To Write Their Gay Porn Blog

Posted August 13, 2015 by with 50 comments

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The Manhunt Daily blog has been a ghost town for months since the firing of lead (and only) blogger Dewitt last April. And if one of the highest-trafficked gay porn blogs being left for dead with no updates for five months felt weird to you, wait until you see who Manhunt just hired to try and bring their site back to life?

First of all, his name is “Nerve,” which is not a name:

Very few people ever seem to know how to act around me. The interview for this gig was no different in that regard. All I knew from the ad was that they needed a blogger with an adult sense of humor. It was an immaculate surprise to find out that I would be writing expressly about all the cum, cock, and tight booty that I’ve enjoyed. I am Nerve and, along with Nicholas, I have been made responsible for returning MANHUNT Daily to being the premiere reason to splash cum on your keyboard.

So, they actually hired two bloggers. And the one named “Nerve” (again, not a name) has a fun secret to reveal:

I have no experience in writing and I have no credentials for blogging.

Great.

My only real qualification is enjoying a hard cock up my ass and the raw amount of delicious dicks that I have encountered in the past.

Yeah, same.

But this part?

The only reason you are reading this now is that management found me “fascinating.” I suppose it’s because I have a wife now, despite the number of husband’s [sic] that I used to bottom for.

Gay-for-pay porn stars have found success in the industry, but what about a gay-for-pay blogger?

I have a habit of doing what I want and as it stands I want to be in a heterosexual, monogamous relationship. Does that mean that I don’t miss the feel of another man’s sperm gushing unto my face? Or the throbbing flesh of a massive cock?

People who write under fake names (not to mention fake names that aren’t even names) aren’t people you should take at their word, so I’m going to assume that he’s trolling. This straight, married man was created to stir up a phony debate and enrage commenters. Don’t fall for it!

Or, if this is a gimmick that Manhunt truly wants to exploit (and clearly they do, or the persona wouldn’t have been introduced like this), they should just post pics of the guy and his wife. In fact, post pics of them fucking. Turn the site into a straight porn blog.

[ManhuntDaily]

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