The Maverick Men Barebacked Spiderman

Posted October 28, 2015 by with 79 comments

IMG_2531Today’s update from the Maverick Men is being billed as Halloween porn, but this bareback fuckfest with Spiderman could’ve been released at any time of the year and still worked. And yes, you read that correctly: The Maverick Men barebacked Spiderman.

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P1010804Engorged cocks, huge loads, cheap costumes, and bareback sex—what’s not to like? As I said yesterday, most Halloween porn is terrible, but this is as absurd as it is oddly hot, and I actually love it?

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Trailer (watch full scene here):

[MaverickMen: Barebacking Spiderman]

 

  • sxg

    This is SO wrong! With that dick Spiderman should be barebacking the Maverick Queens!

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wrong-gif.gif

    • Xzamilloh

      That some nice meat, it was. And thumbs up for Joel McHale. That man makes me think bad things

      http://screencrush.com/files/2012/05/gif-5.gif

      • sxg

        Joel McHale is one of those rarities you almost never see, and that is a hot comedian.

        • Scrapple

          Are we talking “hot” in terms of body, face, or body & face?

          • sxg

            Well for me on Joel McHale it’s body and face. He’s got a nice body and he’s got a handsome face. He’s got a bit of a creepy smile but I’m fine with that!

          • Scrapple

            I do think it’s rare to find a comedian who has both attributes. But there are a good selection of guys who have one or the other.

          • sxg

            Name them.

          • Scrapple

            Damon Wayans Jr.(Damon Sr. is still hot), Anthony Jeselnik, Colin Jost, Michael Che, any of the “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” guys, Ken Marino, Jim Jefferies (maybe not so much now), Hal Sparks, Andy Samberg (yeah, he’s got a schnozz), Jason Sudeikis and Chris Hardwick. Then there are others like Adam Scott and John Oliver who are more “unconventionl/nerdy hot”

          • sxg

            With the exception of both Damon Wayans, I’d put all of those you mentioned as nerdy hot. None of them really have much of a nice body.

            Both the Wayans definitely fall in the hot body and hot face category for comedians. If Rob McElhenney didn’t go through his fat phase he would have been in that category of both as well. I would also add Godfrey and Joe Rogan in the hot body and hot face category. And I know some won’t agree with me but I would put Kevin Hart in the hot body and hot face category too.

            Oh and even though I don’t consider Dane Cook a comedian, because he’s not funny, I put him in the hot body but not so hot face lol.

          • Stiffo

            I bet he’d have a hot face with cum across it and a cock in his mouth.

            Now Steve Martin and Robin Williams, THEY were hot in their primes!

          • sxg

            Steve Martin has always been handsome, then and now. Robin Williams, dead or not, he was never all that great looking.

          • Dazzer

            I used to know Robin Williams – only vaguely socially – he had a big willy (not that I ever saw it except through his trousers) and a really shapely bum. Also, he had – from time to time – a great V-shaped body. There were several times I thought that if I hit him round the back of the head with a sock filled with wet sand to calm him down, he’d be stellar in bed.

          • Two Cents

            Somebody I know said the same thing about Robin Williams butt. Said it was ridiculously round and looked really tasty. I wish.

          • Scrapple

            I would add Chevy Chase to that list. Young Chevy was tasty. Jim Carrey had a good run.

          • Scrapple

            I think Michael has a great body. He certainly fills out those suits on Weekend Update. Glenn Howerton is lean/muscular. Rob got back in shape once the “Fat Mac” storyline was over. The first time I saw Kevin Hart without a shirt I was shocked. I wasn’t expecting that. I still find him to be a (mostly) annoying Chris Tucker knockoff.

            Lol, I almost added Dane. He was better looking in his younger days. I imagine hard living played a toll.

          • moondoggy

            omg, I take back what I said just now in the reply to Scrapple. The hottest moment in Always Sunny history was when Mac tried to get the coach to molest him. Some day, people are going to discover how brilliant that show was, and it will live on forever in syndication like Gilligan’s Island.

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            http://i0.wp.com/www.sofakingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-season-1-7-charlie-got-molested-mac-seduces-teacher-rob-mcelhenney-dennis-haskins-saved-by-the-bell.jpg

          • Scrapple

            Lol. Mac trying to get Mr. Belding to molest him was all kinds of wrong.

          • Two Cents

            I kid you not, I think I jerked off thinking about that scene once it was over. The sexiest one though was when Mac and Dennis were hunting human and wanted to hunt Cricket. They were going to teabag Cricket when they caught him. I was so hard thinking about Mac and Cricket!

          • moondoggy

            lol! I can’t say that teabagging Cricket did it for me, but I wish Dennis had gotten around to making use of the glory hole. Wouldn’t surprise me if Chaosmen’s Bryan whacked off to that a few times.

            That show just had too many combinations of hilarity, wrongness and hotness to ever list fully on a message board.

            Dayman … aah-AH-ahhhhhhh! Master of the Nightman …

            http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/little_teapot/dayman.gif

          • Two Cents

            That’s so true! The homoertic parts of the show always sent my imagination into overdrive. I just can’t get it up for Dennis. He doesn’t do it for me but the running joke bout Mac being closeted always gets me going. Oh and Charlies butt would get motor boated daily. Night man champion of the son. He’s a friend of karate and everyone ahhhha ah!

          • Scrapple

            I don’t think I will ever get over Mac, Dennis and Frank discussing bears, twinks, tops and power bottoms.

          • Two Cents

            I couldn’t believe that discussion I was actually getting turned on by it and I couldn’t get over how right they were too. Mac makes me think he would be a power bottom while Charlie makes me believe he would be a ridiculous top full stop.

          • Scrapple

            Hmmm…someone has given this a lot of thought. I can totally see Mac as a greedy power bottom, and Charlie as an Energizer Fuckbunny top. I know Dennis isn’t on your radar, but I think he’d be the vers, “anything goes” kink master.

          • Two Cents

            Dane Cook is no Waynes, but he still cold get it. Joe Rogan, I have wanted to see naked since the days of News Radio. Always wanted to see him and Candy from the show really go at. Used to fantasize bout that back in the day.

          • moondoggy

            Any of the Always Sunny guys! So funny and so true. Dennis is the only one allowed to be hot on the show, and I get why, but Mac was even hot to me when he was fat (although admittedly less so). And Charlie wearing the Nazi hat and eating cereal in his underwear is to me the hottest moment in the series. When they show it in syndication, they actually pixellate his bulge because his package is too big for broadcast tv.

            You’re giving every Talk Soup guy credit for being hot except the granddaddy of them all?

            P.S. I still find Cole Maverick hot.

            http://www.oocities.org/gregsplace3/shirtless.jpg

          • Scrapple

            Charlie Day has killer eyes.

            I thought about Greg Kinnear, but he was more of a host than a comedian. I also almost added Craig Kilborn (despite the whole arrogant douche thing).

          • moondoggy

            Well, if you’re going with Kilborn (and yes, that man was fine), then you should also consider Brian Unger. His pictures and Wiki page are suspiciously devoid of references to girlfriends.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aaf49a4ec75a306c42525d146f88dfe5bab3dd2589b93f2e755460a673497575.jpg

          • Scrapple

            I totally forgot about Mr. Unger. He has aged very nicely. I always thought he was gay, but just didn’t talk about it.

          • Two Cents

            Mac is the sexiest think on Its Always Sunny. Dennis is not hot to me and charlies butt is more interesting than his bulge. I love when he wears those cutoff jean shorts in the episode when they are doing home makeovers to get good karma based on the book the Secret. Mac though, I would suck until he was dry and deep dick that hole until he was forced to use is martial arts techniques on me to get free.

          • moondoggy

            Charlie also wore those cutoffs when he was stuck in the waterless swimming pool.

            Dennis is a stone cold fox. And at least we know they all fuck raw. 🙂 The Catholic church says it’s a sin not to.

            I wish I could have everyone in this thread over for TV night.

            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8ohy8iIAAAouzv.jpg

          • Scrapple

            TV night? Nice try. I know a sexually-charged euphemism when I read it.

          • moondoggy

            But I’ll be serving creampies. Have you ever had one you liked? Wait till you taste mine!

            http://odlums.ie/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Untitled-52.jpg

          • Scrapple

            If you’re going to be serving creampies, I should warn you I have a habit of licking my plate.

          • moondoggy

            Colin Jost is so gorgeous.

            Does Steve Guttenberg count as a comedian?

            http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-stFKyKfxzyo/UOwQh682CvI/AAAAAAAAOCM/y5nMDBYZPmM/s1600/guttenberg4.jpg

          • Scrapple

            I don’t think so, but we can make an exception for Carey Mahoney.

        • I’ve always had a bit of a thing for Chris Hardwick and Josh Wolf, but my current comedy eye candy is definitely Taran Killam. *swoon*

          • Scrapple

            Taran is very cute. I actually disliked him when he first started, because he seemed to be trying to hard. But now I’m a fan.

      • Scrapple

        Joel McHale has come a long way from those early Burger King commercials. He’s hot, he knows he’s hot, but he’s not a dick about it. Love him. Jim Rash can get it too.

      • Maximus

        Holy shit! When did Joel get that body?!

        • Scrapple

          That’s nothing. Wait until you see the one where Jeff plays pool in his underwear. Just queue up every episodes of Community and let Joel’s unending hotness wash over you like a summer rain.

          • Maximus

            I wish I could. Sadly, his face reminds me of my uncles (they’re twins) when they were younger. That totally kills it for me. It’s rather tragic. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/284379d151d6b49da60103870f1ab8ac0f3a52647e29b2b0756c4420ffd87d7c.gif

          • Scrapple

            You can’t objectify his face and body with the rest of us? You poor thing.

          • Maximus

            It’s alright. I still have plenty of guys on my list, although I don’t think that any of them are comedians. Unless… Does Ashton Kutcher count, or are we only considering guys who perform live standup or sketches in addition to prerecorded/edited film acting?

          • Scrapple

            If “Mahoney” gets I pass I don’t see why “Kelso” shouldn’t get one too.

    • ParisianChic

      exactly!!

  • bobby durst

    God, they’re disgusting.

    • Reg W

      The younger one use to be hot….hardly now.

      • Xzamilloh

        Eh… I’d still stick it in his butt.

      • sxg

        Hunter is still hot. It’s Cole who is fucking repulsive.

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  • Todd

    Is it wrong I want Spiderman to shoot his ….er, web ….. all over me ?? http://33.media.tumblr.com/0a3198901d3be0fd79872da7c0a18061/tumblr_nfc9bb9Znu1s7liqmo1_500.gif

  • Andre

    Am I the only one that’s bothered they used a Gotham reference in a spider-man video?

    • Nope, you are not the only one. But then, I’m annoyed that the mask section of Spider-Man’s face is sitting far too high up.

  • Scrapple

    When Spider-Man is enjoying a bareback dick, does his Spidey-sense start tingling right before the guy dumps his load?

    • sxg

      Only if it’s an HIV+ load. I think his spidey sense only goes off when he senses danger…

      • Scrapple

        Lol. He might want to get his Spidey-sense recalibrated to pick up on other STIs…

  • Stiffo

    Well, I guess that’s one way to tackle racism in porn…

    • sxg

      Doubt it. While we’ve seen people bitch about porn scenarious like the ones in Black Balled, a white guy getting gangbanged by a group of black guys, there has been almost equal amount of bitching for scenarios like this, white guys gangbanging a black guy. People need to stop being so fucking uppity about their porn and need to enjoy their masturbations.

      • Stiffo

        I was being sarcastic and, apparently, way too obtuse. What I meant was, hire black guys, but cover them up so you don’t see them, kinda like a burka, only with a slit for cock instead of eyes. Voila, racists won’t be offended by impurity!

        • sxg

          Lol oh ok. Do you think Marc Dylan would have done that Sektor 9 scene if it was a black guy wearing that all-body latex suit? More than likely not.

      • Target

        How much porn has featured black guys being gangbanged by white guys? Is that even a thing?

        • sxg

          How much porn features blk guys gangbanged by white guys? Not enough unfortunately. Tag teams like this are not hard to find. Harlem Hookups has a black guy who is in love with being plowed by white dick, and he occasionally has 3-ways with 2 white guys plowing him. Even Machofucker has done it. As far as orgies go, off the top of my head, one orgy gangbang comes to mind and that’s at Dick Wadd.the black guy gets fucked, pissed on, and fisted by several white guys. But he wasn’t the only bottom in that entire orgy.

          Is it even a thing? Probably not. It’s certainly a thing with white guys being pounded by black guys, but it’s become so common people are starting to consider it racist. I’m a fan of diversity, and if there’s a black guy who wants to be filmed being plowed by white guys, then someone should film it! I think Race Cooper would have been down with doing a scene like that considering how many white guys he’s worked with in porn. We’ve seen so many white bottom black top gangbangs before (see the Blackballed series) and we’ve even seen one with with Latino tops (Josh Weston in Quarterback Sack at Jocks Studios) it would be nice to see more black or Latino bottoms being gangbanged by white tops without people finding any reason to see it as racist.

          • Scrapple

            I’m surprised you didn’t mention Jeff Palmer’s bareback movie. The one where he had several themed gangbangs. One with Black tops, White Tops, Latin tops and maybe another one with Asians (or at least guys who they tried to pass off as Asian).

          • sxg

            I completely forgot about that one. But it’s probably because I try and avoid thinking about Jeff Palmer. Any time I accidentally do it makes me want to run out and get tested for STDs.

          • Scrapple

            So. Wrong. Lol.

  • Maximus

    My question is this: Why Spiderman? I mean, there are plenty of superheroes with looks much more befitting of gay porn. Thor has a mighty hammer. Wolverine is a hairy animal. Superman is all muscles and perfectly quafed hair. Batman likes toys. Sure, Spiderman has the white sticky substance going for him, but isn’t Peter Parker a high school student? I suppose that would appeal to fans of the barely legal twink genre… Oh, I see it now…

    • sxg

      Peter Parker is an adult. How else would he get a job as a photographer at a newspaper if he was still a minor?

      • Maximus

        Nope. In the original Amazing Spider-Man comics published in the early ’60s, Peter Parker is bitten by the spider when he is 15. He sells photos of Spider-Man to the Daily Bugle, but he doesn’t have an actual position there.

    • WhimsyCotton

      Most popular incarnations of Spidey have him as a college student; however, this seems to be the Black incarnation…

      • Maximus

        But he was a high schooler in the films Spider-Man (2002) and The Amazing Spider-Man (2012).

        • WhimsyCotton

          He was in college in Spider Man 2, and in the Amazing Spider Man 2 as well.

    • The Peter Parker Spider-Man has been an adult for a long time now. He and Mary Jane got married in 1987 (even though it was changed later on), and he’s been drawn as an adult for even longer than that. So he’s been an adult for at least 28 years.

  • beariac

    Spiderman gets around a bit in gay porn.

    http://i.imgur.com/LtvTeCE.jpg

    http://i.imgur.com/57lTSO6.jpg

    • WhimsyCotton

      So does the model on Spiderman’s left and by the biggest of Black dicks imaginable.

  • FooFight

    This is about as sexy and erotic as Carly Fiorina in a negligee.

    • WhimsyCotton

      That’s disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself for even imagining such a nauseating thought.

  • Eric D

    snooze

  • GoGo

    Let me guess, the old gray haired one planks his entire body on top of the model like always…
    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1680864/bride-of-chucky-o.gif

  • nick

    Will Spiderman be claiming he had a drink and doesn’t remember anything until we woke up on his web with $4000 ?