Men.com Celebrates Five Years Of Being A Company That Makes Gay Porn

Posted August 1, 2016 by with 77 comments

It’s hard to believe that it’s been five years since the launch of Men.com, but according to Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian in the above clip, it’s true.

Men has gotten a lot better over the years. Remember one of their very first scenes ever, from July 2011, featuring parolee Cliff Jensen?

Come for the unintelligible dialog, stay for the bad sex.

Off the top of my head, the worst Men.com performer of all time is obviously Rocco Reed. And the worst scene of all time is probably their ratchet cowboy orgy, from January of 2015:

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My favorite Men.com scene is probably Colby Keller and Johnny Rapid’s duo.

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Say what you will about Johnny (and there is a lot to say), but he can be really good at getting fucked, and Colby Keller is always good at doing the fucking.

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Here’s Men.com’s five year anniversary promo recapping all their best moments. Half-second snippets edited quickly together like this makes everything look fantastic!

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  • TheSagaOf

    Oh my God, that gif of Johnny riding Colby. Colby is too hot. Ugh…

  • OneOfTheManyChris

    I especially liked the “18 tops who bottomed for the first time,” aka 18 straight white guys who have hit rock bottom.

  • moondoggy
  • Scrapple

    Yes hunnie! Five years of promoting healthy same sex couplings!

    https://media4.giphy.com/media/3kQi9wpOM1Yxq/200.gif

    And they made (key word made) 19 tops bottom for the first time!

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    All jokes aside, keep doing what you’re doing Men. You’re doing important work, giving dead fruits life!

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    • 1234

      No way! Dead or Alive (Pete Burns)

      • Scrapple

        He was on Big Brother UK a few years back.

        • 1234

          Really? That’s kind of funny

          • Scrapple

            Yep. He was in fifth place I think.

          • 1234

            BTW did you know Broderick is a 32 YO D.C. escort (Adam Adonis)?

          • Scrapple

            These days, who isn’t?

          • 1234

            True.

        • nick

          And it was scary viewing

  • OverKill

    Some of men.com best scenes involved Tyler Saint, Trevor Knight, Tyr Alexander, Cliff Jensen and of course my Damien Crosse.
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e4dazjxY1qm64qlo1_500.gif

    • Mike Julius

      Trevor Knight? His dick is great, but no. Full co-sign on the rest. Adding Paddy and Tom Faulk. :)

    • jon

      Tyler Saint and Damien, I agree 100%, the rest is a no-no.

  • McM.
  • ToxicBrew

    I don’t care that Johnny is on his way to 200 cocks…I’d still smash it.

  • nick

    The recent plumber scene was pretty fucking hot, they do some good work.

  • Dale Bergman

    MEN needs to drop the gimmicks (the lame parodies), get better directors, and start going bareback ASAP…

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KV75vNQEL1c/VlYKHn2as1I/AAAAAAAAAXc/Sww_cxRrjkQ/s1600/lafayette.gif

    • sxg

      That’s what they have Bromo for, the barebacking part.

      • Dale Bergman

        I forgot about the forgettable Bromo.

    • sam my

      Um no, not every studio needs to go Bareback. You want bareback so bad, then visit and watch a site that does it, you have plenty of options.

    • Greg

      MEN needs to drop some of their performers first.

    • Greg

      They should start with some performers

    • Greg

      They outta start with some performers

    • Maximus

      When contacted for comment, Mr. Pratt stated that he is simply too busy to work as a Men.com director. Mr. Pratt did, however, provide a suggestion for the title of the gay porn studio’s next film: http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/TmE4cemSXTntMU2j4U-4aYAEZy4/fit-in/1024×1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/04/20/685/n/1922398/ecc0e310a1e61c18_anigif_enhanced-8050-1409850337-39/i/When-He-Told-Us-What-His-Space-Outlaw-Name-Would.gif

      • Dale Bergman

        I love him.

    • Moo Min

      Well, when they have straight men directing gay sex it will never get better.

      • Casey Scott

        And women. The editing room is also filled with straight men and women as well.

  • Todd

    Quite an accomplishment for a gay porn studio ….

    …… They haven’t fallen down the Rapid hole yet.

  • sxg

    Ugh Johnny Rapid. I hate to admit it but he’s like a genital wart. He keeps growing on you.

  • sam my

    Eh, Men.com is very much hit or miss, lately they’ve been more miss then hit.The sex has gotten very stiff. Drill My Hole, shouldn’t even be called that anymore, sense there is little to no “drilling”, its more so put it in my hole and rock back and forth.

  • Dave

    say what you will about this website, but what other site offers a new scene daily. And I for one enjoyed Rocco Reed performing for them. I wish more straight performers would crossover to gay porn and make the industry more fluid, as sex often is.

  • Pertinax

    Johnny, a father of three, really knows how to take up in the ass using Colby appendage – an artist whose masterpiece consists on fuck someone for each American state and Canadian provice he goes. P.S. : There must be something better in life for two grown men to do …Porny porn…Porny porn…Porny porn…

  • Zealot

    ….oh, and right down here are the MEN.com offices. Don’t talk to the models. The ladies in the waiting room are either their wives, girlfriends, parole officers or process servers and they don’t like other females around…obviously. Just keep the condom dispensers filled and you are never to fluff, but it’s okay to insert a dildo up one of the gay model’s asses to help them get wood. The gay models are only here every third Wednesday, which should be your day off. We have Pedro here for dildo work anyway. But I didn’t want you to be blindsided in case the odd request should come up. Are you taking notes, dear?

  • sammy1023

    Paddy O’Brien Fucks Dani Robles in a gym. Paddy spooges all over Dani’s face. MEN got that one right!

  • WhimsyCotton

    Congratulations.

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  • robirob

    I give Men.com credit for throwing some money at the likes of Colby Keller and Diego Sans. They are great performers.

  • Andrew Simpson

    I disagree with Zach about Rocco Reed I like him and he definitely not as bad as you say. I loved rocco orgy with the black models a few years ago.
    He took Castro huge black cock like a pro. Now as for Johnny Rapid the kid is confused I read in queerty he finally admitted he is sexually attracted to other men. But this kid is fooling no one he has been fucked by over 100 guys by now lol! Come on dude he clearly enjoys the gay sex same thing for Paddy o brien who I commend for bottoming. Paddy is actually a good bottom. I do not know why these men cannot just admit same sex attraction. Yes they do porn for the cash but give me a break they also do it because they love cock. Even Yusaf mack admitted to it.

    • Paul J

      That sounds like wishful thinking to me. Sex is pleasurable and if you are being paid, you should be able to manage to look as if you are enjoying it. I’m sure I could if was being filmed having sex with a woman, even though I am not attracted to women at all.
      The trouble is that you can’t fake the lust, the desire, the overwhelming feeling of wanting a man which for me makes watching gay for pay models a damp squib.

  • Maximus

    I am quite entertained by Paddy O’Brian’s accent.

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    • beariac

      I’m not, and also ashamed I’m being snobbish.
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      Though it’s somewhat comforting to know I must sound like the Queen of England in comparison.

    • turbo27

      I wouldn’ watch anything with a guy named “Paddy” in it. WTF name, I can’t get past it to even watch the scene.

  • Futanari-Kisaragi Yagami

    Happy fifth to terrible porn parodies!

  • Caesarimp

    It’s weird that they can get Paddy and Johnny to do that video but they still haven’t managed to get them into a scene together.

    • McM.

      No. What’s weird is two straight men representing a milestone for a company that produces gay porn.

      • Caesarimp

        Heh. That too.

  • SaintMike

    I hate that I would totally jump on Johnny Rapid

  • ShadowC0N

    I keep coming back to Men’s scenes. They have Luke Adams (phat ass), Colby Keller, Paddy, Cliff Jensen, Colby Jansen (phat ass lol), and the list goes on. Basically, guys I’d like to fuck are on Men.com. Even Johnny. Say what you will about him, but I like the way he takes dick. It’s a turn on. Especially when you can see he is turned on.

  • john

    They are capable for the best and the worst…

  • turbo27

    Good to see the people of MEN expanded and ruined SC too. Great job MG!