Which Is Bigger: Michael Del Ray’s Cock Or Michael Del Ray’s Hair?

Posted July 7, 2016 by with 29 comments

83199_03This week’s NextDoorRaw update features Derrick Dime fucking Michael Del Ray bareback, and it raises a very important question. Which is bigger: Michael Del Ray’s big cock or Michael Del Ray’s big hair?

Michael Del Ray’s big cock (as seen in Michael Del Ray’s early work with GuysInSweatpants):

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Michael Del Ray’s big hair (as seen today with NextDoorRaw):

83199_01The cock, or the hair?

michael del ray cockIt’s a toss-up, tbh.

Also, which is bigger: Derrick Dime’s cock or Michael Del Ray’s hair?

83199_0583199_09 83199_10 83199_14Amazingly, Michael Del Ray’s huge head of hair stays perfectly intact, even while being slam-fucked raw by Derrick Dime. Trailer (watch full scene here):

[NextDoorRaw: Derrick Dime Fucks Michael Del Ray]

 

  • TK

    If Heat Miser and Jerry Orbach had a kid..

  • CSUmba2001

    So, when you have not read the headline or looked at the dick and your first response is, “WTF Is up with that bad haircut?”. There is only one response, “That is the ugliest, BIG, bad haircut I have been subjected.”

  • Todd

    If this is an oral exam, I’ll go with cock ….

    http://66.media.tumblr.com/2842e0e3a3a6be7fa9327c36d52bba32/tumblr_o876djUxzZ1tpcyf0o1_400.gif

    ….. we can forgive a lot for a nice cock.

  • Trepakprince

    You know what they say…

  • Maximus

    I’m going to have to call in my wood measuring assistant.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/c5eqVJN7oNLTq/giphy.gif

  • Russell47

    That hair is awful, but damn, guy can take a dick. Wild scene with Cyber on GISP.

    Pity he doesn’t stuff that big boy up Derrick’s butt….raw

  • Scrapple

    The hair is great. He’s serving Beakman’s World realness.

    https://media0.giphy.com/media/dT0Tcu3UXhCXS/200.gif

    • gamera87

      Yes.

  • GrownFury

    He does have a nice dick. His hair? Not a good look.

    Me during his topping scenes:

  • ToxicBrew

    Home gurl needs a spa day and some serious cucumber therapy for those shopping bags under his eyes. The picture from GISP is not flattering at all.

  • Hereweare

    Only his mama knows for sure……….

    • McM.

      That pic makes me itch just looking at it.

  • gaycockluvr

    Even with the terrible hair, he can still get it…
    http://i.imgur.com/Qiyq6sW.gif

  • WebSlinger
  • McM.

    Michael Del Ray did a great job at riding that dick!

    Could’ve put a bit more back into it, but it showed his heart was in the journey.

  • HoratioCaine

    good lord. the kids these days with their hair don’ts.

  • Pertinax

    The hair… Hands down.

  • Eric from Sweden

    Well, I really like his hair. I like everything about him. I think he’s really handsome. Beautiful face, beautiful body, beautiful cock, beautiful hair.

  • SaintMike
  • Zealot

    Bitch stole my look!

  • Jason

    Is it like an inside-out man-bun

  • He’s way more gorgeous in the video than he is in the photos (I barely noticed the hair in the trailer, and his smile is adorable). Also, loving the fact they’re referencing that series Dime did where he had to fuck all the wedding service guys.

    Can we talk about costuming, though? Who wears hideous overalls and big, ugly, practical shoes to whatever manual labour he does for work, but has that hair and doesn’t wear any fucking socks?! Consistent characterisation next time, please, NextDoorRaw.

  • FooFight

    The next phase in gay porn – hair hard-ons.

  • kevin

    Love Michael but that hair is so out there!

    gay, bi, or gay4pay? heard he has a GF.

  • moondoggy
  • KP

    He could use some pointers on how to give head.

  • DrunkEnough

    A better question might be “What stays consistently harder: Michael Del Ray’s hair or Derrick Dime’s dick?” The answer seems to be the hair.

  • lol! Best headline ever!