RAMMED BY SAM

Posted May 16, 2014 by with 18 comments

UntitledLooks like Vito Cammisano dating Austin Wilde isn’t the only Michael Sam/gay porn connection this week. I figured this might be coming, but a) I didn’t think it would come this fast, and b) I didn’t think it would come from a straight porn studio.

Via XBiz:

Assence Films has announced that it will be releasing its first gay parody title, “Rammed By Sam.” Assence said the movie was immediately put into production when Jack Burkman, an extreme Christian lobbyist called for a relentless national boycott of whichever team drafted Missouri defensive end Michael Sam. Burkman released a statement saying,“…Somebody needs to step up because the moral fiber of the nation is eroding.”

Assence Films CEO Mike Kulich said he has stepped up to defend that moral fiber, but from Sam’s and the NFL’s corner. His response is the 115-minute parody that follows Sam, a gay NFL prospect as he is drafted to a pro NFL team. The movie follows the closeted bigot named Jack as he gathers his troops to try to derail Sam’s success. Eventually, Sam confronts Jack and “sparks fly when Jack eventually gets bent over by the defensive end and Sam converts Jack from a tight end to a wide receiver.”

“We have agreed to donate 50 percent of all profits from this title to GLAAD and the great people at SkweezMe.com have agreed to match that donation dollar for dollar,” Kulich added. “Football is America’s game and America’s pastime. No one should be restricted from enjoying such an amazing sport because of who they love.”

I’m sure GLAAD is grateful for the support.

Sam

  • James Withers

    My only worry is some conservative clown will think the dude in this is the actual Michael Sam.

    • McM.

      Are you inferring conservative clowns are racist, i.e. “all blacks look alike”?

      • James Withers

        Depends on the conservative clown. Not making any judgment in terms of race, but conservative cray crays do like loopy theories (from birther-gate to MLK was a Republican).

  • sxg

    Somehow I think that this will create further hostility towards the real Michael Sam. I already think that fat attention-whore Oprah is jumping in too soon on a documentary on his life when the distraction could cost him his chance to play during the regular season at the Rams.

    • NG212

      Fat attention whore?

      So unnecessary.

    • Neil

      Oprah announced that they have suspended production of the reality show, to give Michael a chance to play football and make the team and not be a distraction to the Rams.

  • Zealot

    I think Michael Sams is best served by being left to do what he wants…play football, and having his legacy be developed on the field. I guess this parody feels less like exploitation insofar as they’re giving some of the profits to an LGBTQ organization– but somehow it still feels exploitive.

  • DeanD

    Unlike Jason Collins everything about Sam’s coming out seems little to do with his wanting to play ball but to become a celebrity.

    • sxg

      Well I would have disagreed to an extent with that statement, until he gave Oprah the opportunity to make this documentary about him. Seriously she needs to just go the fuck away and focus on making sure no one is sexually molesting those girls that the schools she paraded around as her own humanitarian project.

      • DeanD

        Seems like Oprah has gotten whiff of everyone’s suspicions because I just read on EW that the show has now been postponed so Sam can focus on actually making the team.

    • James Withers

      So Sam was given the SEC Defensive Player of the Year because he wanted to be a celebrity?

      • DeanD

        First, that’s not what I said and you know that. Second, he was awarded that before he came out and it was based solely on his abilities. To me there’s just something fishy about Sam’s motivations in both coming out when he did and what he’s done since. And I really hope it doesn’t end up backfiring on him like being drafted almost last being a SEC winner.

        • James Withers

          :-) Something fishy, huh? Like what? He came out to his team in August. So he did get the award after being out.

          Scouts and media outlets were starting to ask, so that’s why he made the announcement. Here is an interview: http://www.people.com/article/michael-sam-planned-coming-out-after-nfl-draft

          Not sure what you mean by backfiring. If he makes the team, cool. If not, that’s OK too. As long as he gets a chance to play is all that matters

          • DeanD

            Fishy in that Sam and his crew kept talking about how his focus was solely on playing ball and then he does this reality show deal which reports have said the Rams only found out he was doing through all the media reports. Sam has made history and good for him. I applaud both he and Jason Collins for being the first two active professional athletes who have come out, and that they’re both men of color makes it even that more significant to me, but that doesn’t mean I can’t take issue with how I perceive their motivations. And especially Sam’s motivations.

  • sxg

    So, are they gonna have genuinely gay porn actors, or are they gonna hire some G4P ones??? Maybe the gay porn industry should make their own version, and I want Race Cooper or Marc Williams to play Michael Sam! Ooh, or Sarge!!!

  • This is crazy….LOL.

  • LucasEnterStainment

    crazy is difficult to define. While this editor COULD celebrate black people moving forward and leaving their past bigoted past behind – this editor chooses to exploit those who have courage – and then attempt to silence them for their porn connections – for personal traffic. That’s just sad. No?

  • LucasEnterStainment

    BTW,,, no matter what anyone else sells you, PrEP is unproven. It will remain unproven for at least 7 years going forward.

    15 minutes could cost you…..the rest of you life.

    You’re not buying car insurance here. Are you?