Naked Raging Hot Falcon Set To Release “Ride Or Die,” The First Gay Porn Series Ever And The Greatest Gay Porn In The History Of Adult Entertainment
Is Naked Raging Hot Falcon’s “Ride Or Die” hands down the best porn series you’ll ever see? Well, if that quote in the poster from The Sword (the website owned by the same people who made “Ride Or Die”) says so, it must be true! Also, given that the tag line for “Ride Or Die” (as seen above, under the title) says it’s “gay porn’s first-ever original drama series,” I guess it would have to be the best porn series you’ve ever seen, since this is the first one ever, and no other gay porn series exists. (Sorry about that, Return To Helix Academy, Golden Gate, Wet Palms, Project Go-Go Boy, Raising The Bar, Vegas Nights, Golden Gate 2, Answered Prayers, Five Brothers, The Haunting, Justice, Scandal At Helix Academy, To The Last Man, Focus/Refocus, and a few dozen other series that were all figments of our imagination.)
Here’s some of the press release for “Ride Or Die,” the greatest gay porn in history:
Raging Stallion Studios today announced the launch of its groundbreaking, nine-episode original action-drama, RIDE OR DIE, premiering March 10 at RagingStallion.com. High stakes and higher sex drives fuel this explosive original series that goes for the throat and doesn’t let up until the very last frame.
A groundbreaking, first-of-its-kind, scripted dramatic narrative series directed by award-winner Tony Dimarco and written by talented scribe Ben Rush, RIDE OR DIE promises to be one of the most-watched and celebrated gay porn productions ever released. The first two episodes debut on March 10 and March 11 respectively, with subsequent episodes for Part 1 (Episodes 3-5) releasing each week through April 1. Part 2 (Episodes 6-9) begins releasing weekly on April 22.
Use of the word “groundbreaking” two times in the same press release proves that this series will break new ground. What is this series about and what kind of ground will be broken? Who cares. Just trust me (and trust this press release), it’s the best.
“RIDE OR DIE is an adult project like fans have never seen. A truly cinematic, episodic narrative porn experience that will go down as one of the best adult productions of all time…” said Toby J. Morris, Falcon | NakedSword’s VP of Marketing.
The most watched and most celebrated adult production of all time begins in a couple of weeks, and after its release, there will be no point in watching any gay porn ever again, since Naked Raging Hot Falcon has clearly explained in detail why Naked Raging Hot Falcon’s “Ride Or Die” is the greatest porn you’ll ever see.
“I’m so proud of this enormous project and everyone who has worked on it!” exclaims Tim Valenti, Falcon | NakedSword President and Executive Producer. “The script of RIDE OR DIE is topical, mysterious, and enthralling. The production value is top-notch, the performances are award-worthy, and the sex is some of the best we’ve filmed. I’ve shared this series with confidants in the business and they’ve told me this is the best content – gay or straight – that they’ve seen in some time. I can’t wait for fans to see it!”
Make no mistake: “Ride Or Die” will win every award (and not just gay porn awards—it will be competing at the Emmys and the Oscars, and possibly the Tonys), and it won’t even be necessary for Str8Up to review “Ride Or Die” upon its release, since nothing I can write will be worthy of its greatness. (I shouldn’t even be allowed to watch “Ride Or Die,” tbh.)
Here’s the trailer for “Ride Or Die” which, incidentally, is the greatest gay porn trailer of all time, not to mention the first-ever trailer released for any gay porn series:
