Is This The Most Bullshit Gay Porn Star GoFundMe Ever?

Posted December 22, 2014 by with 40 comments

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Some gay porn star GoFundMe campaigns are funny, while others are downright pathetic. And while I’ve been keeping tracking of them for a long time (try not to be jealous of my job), I’ve never come across one as stupid and full of shit as the one forwarded to me today.

Here’s gay porn star Owen Michaels (a gay-for-payer who’s done work for Hot House, Falcon, ChaosMen, CollegeDudes, and NextDoorBuddies) begging for $10,000 so that he can write a book.

My name is Owen Michaels and i am a gay porn star in search of your help.  I have a story to tell.  It’s about the trials and tribulations that lead a straight guy like myself to start doing gay porn.  I often ask myself, “how did i get here”.  The answers may suprise you.  There is a lot of things that have happened in my life that led me to this point and I want to tell my story.

Don’t we all?

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Oh, btw, Owen Michaels doesn’t just need $10,000 to write a book. He also needs $10,000 to hire a lawyer, because he’s probably going to prison (unless you give him $10,000):

I not only have a story to tell but I am going through some rough problems in my life right now.  I am going to court on a crime I did not commit and could face 7 years in prison if i am convicted.  I have someone trying to get revenge on me and I need money for my attorney to save my life and have came up short.

Revenge! Revenge for what? Left out of this GoFundMe campaign are the details as to what Owen Michaels did in order to provoke someone to try to “get revenge on [him].”

I don’t want to go to prison for something i did not commit.

Same.

I have been going through problems for over a year now. I can’t get a normal job because my pending charges show up and has been making my life hard…I have been doing gay porn which helped me with some of it but I came to a stump.

If pending charges are “showing up”(?) when applying for normal jobs, maybe Owen Michaels should just do more gay porn? If he’s being accused of murder, he’d surely have no problem getting work with Duckface.

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Here’s where things get kind of weird/sad:

This purpose is not only to help me with my book.  Its main purpose is to help me not become a man who could possibly never get a job or own a house for the rest of his life…  Please help me.  I am struggling so hard in life and have no where to go anymore.  I need a way out and can only do that with your help! Have you ever been homeless?  I mean truly homeless.  It really does something to a man. I have a family from hell that has tried to ruin my life. I wasn’t the first victim though. My grandfather was the first.

Grandpa was a good man – a successful man, but my family took control of all his money, his license and his independence.  They forced him to suffer in an old folks home when he would have had enough money to live comfortably the rest of his life.  He was really my only role model.  I was removed from my father’s home at a young age when my dad was put into prison for 5 years.  As a child i had no power to help Grandpa or control his fate. I was powerless and I ended up losing my only role model too early. I really miss him.

There have been so many things I’ve gone through. All of them much worse than the brief stories I told you above. I want to share my story through a book I’m writing. I want to be able to let the full story unfold. It’s a story of a good kid. It’s the story on how when something can go wrong, it usually did. I’m a straight man who now makes a living doing gay porn in order to survive and try to live a normal life. I’ve overcome what seemed like insurmountable odds at times but here I am. I want to tell you and the world the whole story – that is why I am asking for your help.

So far, Owen Michaels has raised $20.

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Two weeks after launching the GoFundMe, Owen Michaels posted the below tweet, which means he probably already spent the whole $20.

  • Zoompietro

    I agree with Zach, if he needs more money he should do more gay porn. If that still isn’t cutting it, he can escort. He would probably make the money in almost no time escorting and as a bonus, the experience would give him another exciting chapter to add to his book! I smell a Pulitzer.

    • Todd

      I smell bullshit …. writing a book …ha. Get a blog, Owen

  • NG212

    Just wanted to say that Zach already posted all of the good reactions to this whole mess in the article. Carry on.

    I hope he can find a way to get his life.

  • Estelle

    Isaac hardy’s is odd/suspicious as well.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/isaachardyxxx

    They found a mass near his colon and rectum but no mention of any kind of biopsy on it or a colonoscopy at this point? And to top it off a mysterious heart problem?

    http://www.gofundme.com/is9z8s

    • sxg

      I just love gofundme’s with their real names in them, you can find all sorts of shit with that! 😀

      • You think Owen Michaels is his real name?

        • sxg

          I was referring to Isaac Hardy. Is that not obvious since I am replying to Estelle’s comments that links up his GoFundMe page that contains his real name?

          • “I just love gofundme’s with their real names in them” you referred to gofundme’s and said names both are not singular so no it was not obvious based on your use of plural nouns.

  • Alan. P. (Hansen)

    He genuinely seems clueless in his tweets. Not sure why he needs to explain doing gay porn, but if he does, he could tell me his sob story while giving me a lap dance.

    • billy

      Hit him up on fb /cook.korey

  • Estelle

    Also the pics isaac hardy posts of his home and wardrobe on Twitter shows he doesn’t appear to be hurting for cash.

  • dave1984

    It’s quite sad actually. If it’s true, no brainer (though doesnt take any brain to see < 10% of this would be true). If not, he must've lost his mind or just simply too dumb to make up a good scheme. Or he's doing this shit for PR, which kinda worked since I had no idea who the dude is 'till this post.

    I'm a 400 lbs hermaphrodite who's in dire need of a dick transplant so I can use the 2nd dick to write my biography & pay for treatment of my current anorexia aka I'm starving, for simple folks. Getting my gofundme soon. Thanks

  • dave1984

    I’m a 400 lbs hermaphrodite who’s in dire need of a dick transplant so I can use the 2nd dick to write my biography & pay for treatment of my current anorexia aka I’m starving, for simple folks. Getting my gofundme soon. Thanks

  • sxg

    It’s called a blog bitch and it doesn’t cost anything

  • sxg

    This is about as ridiculous as Johnny V’s GoFundMe. They both are posting tweets and FB posts about partying and drinking all while they beg for money from people lol

  • GN

    ……

    • dave1984

      lol how long did it take to make that up? prolly longer than Owen s gonna spend writtin his “real” book

    • sxg

      Too bad ‘Getting my future husband a VISA so he can move to the US’ was too long to put on the cover

  • Istanballu

    Public defenders don’t exist?

  • Todd

    “Everything but the bloodhounds nipping at her behind.”

    • Zealot

      I so love the “All About Eve” reference! Bravo!

  • Spencer87

    He better make a rentboy ad because I don’t see him getting shit.He has a nice ass,that needs more pounding and a big dick.Put them to use.

  • Zealot

    There are these cool things called “jobs” (stay with me here Owen…I know it’s a tough concept but these things actually do work!) that allow you to earn money for all those extras in life like legal fees and happy hours in WeHo…and you also get these great side benefits like self-esteem and self-worth when you produce useful things or provide necessary services. It totally rocks. You should soooo try it. Right off the top of my head I can think of about 1,000 jobs you could get with your background–or even other kinds of jobs where you don’t have to suck dick or get fucked or shake your naked ass to music. I know CRAZY…RIGHT!! But trust me. It’s all true.

  • oh yes it is…

  • P17C

    To answer the question proposed by the headline of this article… YES. It is without a doubt one of the most shameless attempts on GoFundMe I’ve seen. And the tweet that you put at the end where he talks about going out to blow money in Vegas….is really fucked up.

    I would like to know who the moron was that actually have him $20 and let them know there are little kids and deserving adults on GoFundMe that could’ve used the $20 toward a new kidney. But hey, you just helped this scumbag buy a round of Fireball shots at the bar so…

    • McM.

      Initial crowd-sourcing donations are likely from dummy accounts. It’s something picked up from non-profit organizations, a psychological cue along the lines of communal charity to inform others a cause is worthy of contributions. When it is shown one or more persons have donated or volunteered, it increases the likelihood others will follow suit.

      It is why charities will announce how much they’ve already raised within a community, and why splitting a good $100 worth of groceries among several donation boxes increases the overall yield when collecting for food banks, or even why you’ll see money in a tip jar though you’re the first customer at a coffee shop in the morning.

      • Karnn

        Dummy accounts? That means nobody really donated any money and it’s just there to mislead people?

        • McM.

          Not necessarily to mislead, but to positively influence future donations.

  • Todd B

    It was a dark and stormy night. I am bisexual. The end.

  • Todd B

    I am so sick of these “gay for payers” and guys that say “I don’t do labels”. Fuck, Joey D is answering questions on his twitter/ask.fm about his sexuality with the “I don’t do labels” bullshit. Yet he told a young guy who was wondering if his friend was gay like him to “ask him”. What if the guy says “I don’t do labels” Joey D?! It’s so fucking shame based internally and externally, like there is something wrong with saying you are gay or bisexual. And then it produces situations like this. Sad and infuriating.

    • sxg

      Joey D, Johnny V’s boyfriend??? I thought he was gay?

      • Todd B

        From his http://ask.fm/Big_JoeyD

        would you do some straight porn someday ?

        -Yes, I would consider it

        you still actively have
        sex with women ? when was the last time you had sex with em ? does
        jonhny mind if you have sex with women ?

        -I don’t know what you consider “actively”, but if the situation
        presents itself I would consider it. I played with some tits this year,
        and johnny did not mind.

        Not surprising your not gay . Guys like you never say they are gay .

        -I don’t know what that means. Labeling myself as something means nothing. That’s the only label to which I adhere.

        Did u have a hard time telling your parents you were gay?

        -Not really, no, but I know a lot of people struggle with it and I am
        always fighting to bring awareness and openness so it is not so scary.

        • Spencer87

          The true gag from that is that he is 35 and Johnny V is 29….Johnny V being 29…chile.

  • Diogenes Veritas

    as a gay porn fan, it’s hard to feel compelled to support someone who wants to write a book about the “tragedy” of being a straight guy “forced” to do gay porn.

  • Hmm I don’t recall the whole thing about prison and not being able to get a job due to the pending charges showing up when he first posted the gofundme account. If I knew his real name I could easily verify the supposed pending charges. But while allot of employers run background checks there are also lots that don’t so he must not be trying too hard to find a job.

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  • billy

    Korey Cook is his real name you can find him on Facebook. He work’s at Buckle and he’s from Shelton, Wa. Call him out on his con in person.

  • billy

    /cook.korey on facebook if you want proof.

    • billy

      Owen michaels is korey cook.

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