Scotty Zee Goes Bug Chasing In NextDoor’s “Pokemon Go” Gay Porn Parody

Posted August 17, 2016 by with 31 comments

unnamedI’m proud to have no idea what in the fuck Pokemon Go is, and I will continue to not know anything about it for as long as I live. Therefore, this Pokemon Go gay porn parody from NextDoorWorld, “Poke-U-Man Go,” means absolutely nothing to me. However, if you are someone who knows what Pokemon Go is, maybe this will be fun for you.

84066_02“Poke-U-Man Go” will be released here on Friday, and it stars Scotty Zee (above) and Lance Ford. Not sure if this was intentional or not, but the Poke-U-Man Go scene description is…problematic?

What does it take to catch them all? Scotty Zee has all it takes to become a master. Being the polite gentleman that he is, he asks a stranger to be let into his backyard to catch a rare bug. Next thing you know, these two masters have retired to the bedroom to play a different sort of game…

It’s worth noting that this scene does feature condoms and is not running on NextDoorRaw, but wow, who knew Pokemon Go was about bug chasing.

84066_11Trailer (watch full scene here):

[NextDoorWorld: Poke-U-Man Go]

 

  • Stacy

    It’s hard to catch a bug with a condom on….but in other news, Scotty Zee is WAYYYYY underused….calling Cockyboys!

  • sanfv

    Hmm a company that hires plenty of g4p men decides it’s okay to throw some HIV shade.

    https://media1.giphy.com/media/e377xU8ML7x7i/giphy.gif

  • sxg

    Damn and here I thought that Men would be the first with a Pokemon Go parody! I wouldn’t rule them out just yet though. Well at least this one won’t be a series (let’s hope).

    BTW, Sean Duran likes to play Pokemon Go. And if more guys went out PoGo hunting wearing and looking like this, I’m sure there would be a surplus of gay guys playing it!

    https://twitter.com/SeanDuranXXX/status/761310154935537665

    • nick

      Good grief, he’s got big.

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  • AbsolutelyFabulous

    The opening of that Corbin Fisher scene with Nicholas starts with Pokemon Go as well.

  • buffy2004

    are all those pokemon tattoos real? if so no one can say this wasn’t great casting ;).

  • stephen

    surprised it took so long tbh

  • Todd
  • Xzamilloh

    “Bug Chasing”… that made me chuckle and hate myself. You wrong for that, Zach

    https://66.media.tumblr.com/7b0961fb0bd76ce5cdae04cd79d47bd2/tumblr_ni4n3qmN5Y1u85dtzo1_500.gif

  • erexshawn

    apparently he wanted that Pokémon so badly he would pretend to be a top in order to get it.

  • Andrew S.

    There are bug style pokemon so that part checks out fine enough at least. Granted, none of them are worth asking in a stranger’s backyard but Gay Porn has asked for bigger leaps in storytelling than that so fair enough

    • WhimsyCotton

      Genesect?

  • Dale Bergman
  • Billybbb

    I don’t really believe ANYONE knows nothing about Pokemon Go, especially someone whose career is commentary on pop culture. So Hipster of you to be above it all, couldn’t care less.

  • lordgabux

    I think they are using the word “bug” to not get sued, even if technically you can use trademark words for parody purposes. Maybe they’re just playing it “safe” hahahahahaha.

  • Futanari-Kisaragi Yagami

    Surprised Men didn’t get to this first.

    Then again, it’s unfortunate that Next Door has stooped down to Gay porn parodies…

  • WhimsyCotton

    Is nothing sacred anymore!?

  • kkdd1

    Zach I am with U I know absolutely nothing about this STUPID pokemon SHIT !

    • Pertinax

      By around Christmas this Pokemon thing will be as out dated as the Pyramids.

      • sxg

        Doubtful. There are plenty of opportunities for the game to revive interest if it ever slows down. They only currently have the original 150 pokemon available to capture or hatch from eggs, minus those that are region restricted as well as the 3 legendary birds. With over 600 pokemon in total, they can always make later generations available to find and capture.

        They don’t have battling with other players directly available, or do they have trading available either. They’re planning on introducing those features in a few months, or less. So the game’s popularity won’t die down anytime soon, but with people playing hours a day they’re quickly burning out of it, and the game developers underestimated the popularity of the game and can’t keep up with the demand of players wanting more.

        • Pertinax

          Have a good time with it…

  • Alias74PornReviews

    WHOAH! These two are hella hot!

    Why don’t I know you?

  • sans

    Actually I’ve seen ads on pornhub, and what seems to be a straight porn Pokemon go parody and from the looks of it, its pretty messed up.

  • Maximus
  • Dreadmau5

    the straights did it better