Fake Cum + Blow-Up Dolls + Psychotic Tea Parties = The Worst Gay Porn Scene Of 2020
Well, there’s a headline I never thought I’d write. But, 2020 strikes again, and anything can happen. And by “anything,” I mean another Men.com stunt where nonsensical theatrics and fake cum detract and dilute what could’ve been an otherwise good sex scene with two excellent performers.
This Men.com duo scene, “Big Daddy Tea Party,” earns the honor of being the worst gay porn scene of 2020, and here’s that aforementioned fake cum shot:
Last week, they had someone squirting fake cum (which was likely some kind of lotion) onto a giant piece of glass. Today, Men has Johnny Donovan (a.k.a. Deacon, from Men’s sister site Sean Cody) squirting lotion onto a cookie and then eating it, because of course.
Just how stupid does Men think its viewers are?
Men’s gimmicks can work sometimes if they have the right amount of humor or zany nonsense before focusing on the sex and the men (I thought the Joey Mills/Adrian Hart hand sanitizer farce ended up being good, and the Dante Colle/Nate Grimes scene with the 18-inch dildo was a masterpiece). This…is definitely not one of those times.
This scene has something to do with a tea party and a nude blow-up doll, and Reese’s tutu-wearing character is either mentally ill or on drugs? Why.
Why?
What makes this so infuriatingly bad is that it features two of the hottest men in gay porn, who have proven to be great at fucking. Imagine what it would be like to just watch them having passionate sex? Instead, the performers have more chemistry with the doll than they do with each other, and we have to deal with this throughout the scene:
In fairness to the blow-up doll, he’s at least more entertaining and lifelike than some of the gay-for-pay performers Men has used in the past.
This is so stupid and so pointless, I think I’m actually offended? Looks like Deacon was, too.
What’s the point of deliberately making gay porn that no one is going to jerk off to?
Trailer (watch full scene here):
