Whose Fake Cum Is More Realistic: Ryan Bones And Drew Dixon’s Or Sean Cody’s Ace And Blake’s?
Welcome to another installment of Whose Fake Cum Is More Realistic? (god help me, why am I doing another one of these posts), where we ask you to judge which new gay porn scene has the most realistic fake cum.
Today, it’s a sham semen showdown between Sean Cody and Bromo, with stars Ace and Blake facing off against Ryan Bones and Drew Dixon. Which studio’s production assistant did a better job mixing and then squirting Cetaphil and/or water and corn starch onto their models’ cocks and/or holes? Vote in the poll below! (Or don’t. I can’t believe I’m asking people to vote on this.)
Sean Cody’s Ace and Blake, with a few dollops of fake jizz plopped onto Ace’s ass:
While all that creamy cum might look delicious, here below is a screengrab from the video, where there is no cum to be seen. (Blake did cum a lot, but his load was thin and clear, and most of it dribbled into Ace’s hole.)
For me, Ace’s fake load (as seen below) is even more maddening than Blake’s. Hello, why ruin a perfectly good couch?
So, that’s the fake cum pic above, from Sean Cody’s photo gallery for this scene.
But, for frame of reference, here’s a screengrab from Ace’s actual cum shot in the video:
What was the point of creating the fake load when the real load looks almost exactly the same?! Just put a screengrab from the video in the photo gallery!
Meanwhile, the Bromo crew went ahead and said, “you know what? fuck it, we’re over it,” and it looks like they just used watery hand soap (or olive oil?) for Ryan Bones and Drew Dixon’s fake cum:
What the…
As noted above, the cum in the actual videos is real, thankfully. So, why the studios are wasting their time doing the fake cum photos is beyond me (unless they’re doing it specifically to be featured in these stupid articles and polls?!).
Trailer for Ace and Blake (watch full scene here):
Trailer for Ryan and Drew (watch full scene here):
