How Old Is Sean Cody’s Rusty: 21? 30? 56? 83?
If I were running Sean Cody, I would immediately fire their latest boring bottom Rusty. We all have personal tastes, and Rusty is definitely not for me. But, up until last night (when SC released his scene with Randy), I couldn’t really tell what it was about him that creeped me out. Now, I know what it is: He looks like my grandpa.
Now, he doesn’t look like my grandpa in every photo. In fact, in some photos he looks like your typical 20-something meathead. But in others, he looks like an 80-year-old man? And yet in other photos, he looks like a guy in his mid to late 40’s. What is even going on? How old is Rusty???
I’m not ageist, and there’s nothing wrong with being a senior citizen in gay porn. It’s not being able to tell how old Rusty is that makes me not trust him (and not be attracted to him). In addition to my grandpa, Rusty also reminds me of Benjamin Buttons, and I hated that movie.
Also—and I realize there’s nothing he can do about this—I don’t like that he doesn’t have eyebrows.
How old is Rusty?
33?
19?
50?!
84?
