The Only Five Things Bigger Than Sebastian Keys’ Balls

Posted July 6, 2014 by Zach with 4 comments

This week on controversial edging site MenOnEdge.com, one of the studio’s usual edgers (Sebastian Keys) becomes the edgee, and the person edging him is the legendary Van Darkholme. Van Darkholme doesn’t typically get too involved in these scenes (he normally just helps Sebastian put curtain rods in people), but this time he’s actually sucking cock, which might be why Sebastian admits that this edging session gave him the most intense orgasm of his entire life.

But enough about Van Darkholme and Sebastian Keys, because we need to talk about Sebastian Keys’ balls, which are the most enlarged and engorged balls I have seen in 2014. In fact, Sebastian Keys’ balls are so big, there are actually only five other things in the universe that are bigger than Sebastian Keys’ balls, and here they are.

A cantaloupe is a little bit bigger than Sebastian Keys’ balls.

An exercise ball is slightly bigger than Sebastian Keys’ balls.

The world’s largest ball of twine is only a tad larger than Sebastian Keys’ balls.

Rihanna’s forehead is surprisingly larger than Sebastian Keys’ balls.

The planet Jupiter is just barely bigger than Sebastian Keys’ balls.

Trailer for Sebastian Keys and Sebastian Keys’ balls edging scene (watch full clip here):

[MenOnEdge: Sebastian Keys Edged]