Not Again! Sketchy Sex Caught Squirting MORE Fake Cum—This Time Out Of A Plastic Baggie
You would think they’d have learned their lesson after Str8UpGayPorn exposed Sketchy Sex for using a plastic tube (as seen above) to shoot fake cum back in February of 2016. But, they’ve done it again. Only this time, the studio that markets itself as the home of “sex addicted cum dumps” has ditched the plastic tube, and now they’re trying to hide their fake cum using a new technique: By squirting it out of a plastic baggie.
Not to get too CSI up in here (and, please remember, this is just fake cum, not the JFK files), but here’s a step-by-step, frame-by-frame look at the fake cum bag technique, as seen in last month’s Sketchy Sex video, “4 Dicks 2 Holes.” Note that the only model identified in the fake cum bag portion of the video is bottom Addison Blue, so the identity of the limp-dicked top who apparently can’t cum is not known.
In this first frame below, there are two streams of cum being shot into the bottom’s mouth. One appears to be coming from the side of his penis, while the second stream is coming from somewhere above/behind(?) the penis:
Next, the cum appears to be defying gravity by inexplicably flying around in circles? The casual viewer might assume that this is just a wild cum shot, but as we’re about to find out, this is fake cum.
In the next frame below, note that the top’s left hand now appears slightly below his penis, with at least two of his fingers curled up, almost as if they’re holding something:
Then, a split second later, the top’s left hand retreats back to his side, and his fist is still clinched as if he’s holding something…but what?
Well, there it is:
The plastic baggie only appears for two seconds, so most viewers probably missed it (but, thanks to the one tipster who did see it and alerted Str8Up). At first glance, it almost looks like a bag of meth, but given what just happened and judging by the consistency of the bag (which you’ll see in the video below), it’s clearly fake cum. The fake cum, by the way, is usually made from a mix of Cetaphil lotion, water, and corn starch. Or, I’ve also heard that some studios have started to incorporate egg whites into their fake cum batter now, which is particularly disgusting, when you remember that models are swallowing this shit:
The gifs below feature all the frames above. As you can see, when the top was “cumming,” he clearly used his clinched left hand—which was positioned underneath his limp cock and thus obscured by his cock, his balls, and his right hand—to squirt the fake cum out of the baggie and onto the bottom’s face:
Slo-mo gif of the fake cum baggie reveal:
Oh…my God. I just realized that Sketchy Sex’s fake cum baggie looks exactly like one of those icing baggies for Pillsbury Toaster Strudel??
Actually, that’s kind of hot. If I were the bottom, I couldn’t really complain about getting paid to suck a few soft dicks and drink delicious icing all day.
Note that after the top squirts fake cum out of the baggie, he places the baggie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to squish it onto the back of Addison Blue’s head. Yikes…
And finally, here’s the clip where you can watch all the hot fake cum bag action over and over again.
Which is more embarrassing for Sketchy Sex: That the models are so inept, they can’t cum? Or, that the production team is so inept, they can’t hide and/or edit out the fake cum bag from the final video?
