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Don’t worry, the above face isn’t real. At least, I hope it’s not? (You never know with today’s gay porn models.)
Thankfully, gay porn newcomer Blayne Wilson (seen above, serving Gargamel realness) is transformed (below) in GayRoom/MenPOV’s St. Patrick’s Day-themed update (yes, at least one studio has released a St. Patrick’s Day-themed porn):
That’s better.
The transformation comes thanks to scene partner Jordan Boss’s beer goggles. Or rather, his shamrock goggles:
I guess this is what happens on St. Patrick’s Day? People wear ugly hats and fuck in a room full of balloons and beads?
FYI: GayRoom/MenPOV is having a St. Patrick’s day sale for new members here ($1.12 trials, or 66% off three months). Another FYI: Fast forward through the first 15 seconds of this trailer, because it’s a major boner shrinker. Full scene here.
