Here’s The First Trailer For Men’s Star Wars Gay Porn Parody
Since Star Wars was sold to Disney in 2012, it’s been whored out and dumbed down to such an extent that the franchise doesn’t really matter or mean anything anymore. There was one mediocre movie last year, and now another one that looks even worse is coming this weekend. My advice: You’re better off watching this new gay porn parody of Star Wars tomorrow than wasting your time at a theater with the real one.
Like Disney, Men.com has no problem oversaturating the market with another Star Wars movie (they already released a Star Wars porn parody last year), but I guess this new one—based on Force Awakens—is a parody of the real Star Wars that was released last year, not the real one being released tomorrow? So this is, like, a year late? Great.
The one from last year, as you’ll recall, featured Luke Adams being gangbanged by Stormtroopers, which was fun:
I’m not going to pretend to know or care who these new characters are supposed to be (I do recognize the same Stormtrooper costumes), but the porn stars are at least good at fucking. Aspen plays a good guy being captured, and a dark-haired Wesley Woods is playing the bad guy. They flip-fuck, which is nice to see.
Porn companies have to spend a little extra money on scripts, sets, and costumes when they do these parodies, but hopefully Men.com didn’t waste too much here, given that Star Wars is played out and over. Ignore and/or fast forward through all the b-roll and just watch the fucking, which looks solid.
Trailer (watch full scene here):
