Things That Exist: A Gay Porn Parody Of Gilligan’s Island Starring Trevor Knight

Posted January 5, 2016 by with 32 comments

drillThere’s no telling when this was shot (if I’m not mistaken, Trevor Knight retired from gay porn in like 2007?) but here it is, the new hardcore trailer for Manville’s (a studio that only produces direct-to-DVD movies that all look like they were filmed 20 years ago) Gilligan’s Island parody, “Drilligan’s Island,” which is set for release later this month.

The parody also stars Anthony Verusso in the title role, Alex Greene, Kirk Cummings (remember Kirk Cummings?), Chase Young, and Chris Crocker’s ex-boyfriend Justin Dean as some sort of Indian witch doctor, which is either hot or offensive (or both?).

[Manville]

 

  • sxg

    This had to have been filmed within the last 3/4 years since Trevor Knight was still around doing Men scenes, Kirk Cummings didn’t start looking that butch until after he started dating Marcus Ruhl, and Anthony Verusso and Alex Greene don’t have porn careers spanning past 3/4 years ago. I could be wrong on that last one though.

    • Porn Star

      Marcus Ruhl only dates women.This was filmed almost 2 years ago.

      • sxg

        So are you saying that the Kirk/Marcus twitter posts was just flirting and nothing more?

  • stephen

    nothing like striking while the Gilligan’s Island iron is hot

    though you’d have thought it wouldn’t be too much trouble to make Ginger…..ginger?

  • Todd

    I hope they brought enough condoms and lube for a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2890544/gilligans-island-o.gif

    • moondoggy

      I bet coconut oil makes a fabulous substitute.

    • Texndoc

      I read recently it’s rumored when Natalie Schaffer, Mrs Howell, died she was very rich from southern California real estate holdings and left it all to Dawn Wells, MaryAnn, who cared for her in her latter years as Schaffer had no family. You can see Ginger blocked her camera angle as well.

  • DrunkEnough

    “Thrustin Holewell III”! The “S.S. Man-Oh”! Ahhh…. this is the kind of hilarious porn corn I miss.

    • Iain Gardener

      I miss the good old days of I Dream of Twinkie, Betwinked and others

  • James Johnson III

    I can’t deny that I’m excited about this. I know he has been retired for a while now, but any chance to see Trevor Knight in porn again is a beautiful thing. #LifelongFan

    • DaveAtom

      me too!!! love that man

  • Maximus

    Trevor Knight? Direct-to-DVD porn? Gilligan’s Island? Did…did I time travel?… Dear god. How far back have I gone? Did you all travel with me, or are you yourselves from the past?…

    https://media0.giphy.com/media/KayVJ5lkB84rm/giphy.gif

  • Odetofear

    I don’t mind the idea, but the casting sucks.

  • Odetofear

    I don’t mind the idea, but the casting sucks.

    • beariac
      • sxg

        Oh they’ve gotten way worse, you should see some of his last Falcon scenes. I didn’t know that moobs like that existed on someone so slender.

        • beariac

          Ook, no thanks. TBF I didn’t notice them when I looked him up on google images, but that’s hardly definitive.

    • Odetofear

      So i thought about it a little bit, this would be my casting:

      I kind of think Gilligan could be played by Jack Radley. I found him really funny in the acting parts of men’s “Rumspringa” and “Ass Bandit” series.

      Skipper: Colby Keller or Colby Jensen

      The Professor: Dale Cooper or Dennis West

      Ginger: So instead of going the ginger (red head) route, i’d rather focus on someone with movie star looks. Ideally: Mick Lovell, but pratically:Micah Brandt is SOOO handsome, or Ryan Rose.

      Mary-Ann (John-Patrick): I might get flack for this but Johnny Rapid, he’s got that country drawl that i find hot, Plus I still think he’s cute.

      Mr. Howell: Dirk Caber

      Mr. Howell 2: Adam Herst

      the “Native”: XL, FX Rios or Boomer Banks
      If they do that Asian submarine story, but without the racism, RB’s Cooper Dang; he is gorgeous.

  • Elitist

    I miss twinky Kirk Cummings :(

  • Zealot

    Things that make you go…

  • kevin

    everything i hate about so-called mainstream gay porn. i’ll take sean cody’s fake penetrations over this shit any day!

  • Sed

    Chase Young and Anthony Verusso are both bottoms. Why pair them together in a scene?

  • Caleb Exhem

    This was an abomination ………

  • EJ

    I’m all for normal looking dudes in porn, so I don’t mean this in a bad way necessarily, but, man Brody Wilde (not to be confused with Brody Wilder) looking quite a bit different since the twinky beginning of his career.

    Anyway, that alone might indicate it wasn’t filmed too long ago.

    • jimboivyo

      It became ” a bad way” when you threw “normal” into your comment.

  • jimboivyo

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  • jimboivyo

    …I heard James Cameron cringe at :18 seconds of the video with that toy boat on a rock. lol. It’s like filming Jaws in a fish aquarium.

  • C3xxx

    “Three hour snore…”

  • Spongey

    Google is showing a production date of 2015. Did Trevor Knight owe somebody a favor?

    https://twitter.com/3xaustin/status/590575083380420612

  • Badbike

    Is Anthony Verusso on hormones or transitioning. Dem tittes ma’am.

  • John

    I love it, bringing back some childhood fantasies lol, wish the Skipper was about 50 lbs heavier and bit older but Dilligan is perfect,,,,i want to direct the sequel…..the witch doctor was both offensive and hot, for the sequel a tribe of Indians will gang bang Drilligan and then a much fatter and older skipper, after he tries to save Drilligan…..