Today In Gay-For-Pay Canadians Fucking Their Girlfriends’ Pedicurists Right In Front Of Them
How unpredictable is Men.com? Yesterday, they released one of their best scenes of the year so far. And today? They’ve released an early contender for worst gay porn scene of 2022. This one features, what else, a woman being humiliated by her boyfriend, who’s fucking the twink that’s giving her a pedicure.
That twink pedicurist is Ryan Bailey, and the gay-for-pay Canadian who’s topping him is someone named Phillipe Massa. All I can say about him is, well, he’s no Malik Delgaty. Hell, he’s no Clark Delgaty, either.
Of course, the girlfriend has no idea what’s going on because there’s a tiny washcloth on her face that’s completely blocking all of her vision (and her hearing, too—it must be a magic washcloth).
Last year, this woman’s boyfriend fucked her obstetrician while she was giving birth, so I guess she’s probably used to this kind of thing.
Sometimes some good fucking will make up for whatever happens in the first five minutes of these Men.com scenes. Sadly, that does not happen today, and there is no saving this train wreck.
The humiliated girlfriend isn’t even the worst part of this scene. What is? That would be the crazy noises that Ryan Bailey (who is limp for nearly the entire scene) makes while he’s being lackadaisically fucked by the gay-for-payer. I pray Ryan is just deliberately overacting to compensate for the boring top, and he doesn’t really make these noises in real life. Either way, if you’ve ever wondered what a goat in heat might sound like, here you go:
And of course, because this is a gay-for-pay Canadian top, you know exactly what to expect at the end of this scene: The proverbial fake creampie.
Women with horrible taste in closet cases (shouldn’t she be at home, taking care of her baby?), disinterested tops who can’t cum, and bottoms who sound like farm animals. Just another day in gay porn. Trailer (watch full scene here):
