Today In Gay White Men On YouTube Who Want Your Money: Bryan Hawn Wants $100 For A Seven-Minute Video Of His Ass
In case you needed another reason to throw your computer (or yourself) out the window and just say goodbye to the internet forever, large-assed gay YouTubelebrity Bryan Hawn would like you to give him $100 to look at his ass on YouTube for seven minutes.
For those keeping track of gay white men on YouTube who want your money, Bryan Hawn’s $99.99 seven-minute ass video actually makes a phony “Second Class Citizens” documentary Kickstarter seem worthwhile. It also makes Davey Wavey’s $69 “tantric orgasm” scam seem worthwhile. Also more worthwhile: An imprisoned gay-for-pay porn star’s GoFundMe campaign for bail money.
While I would spend $1,000 on a gay porn star’s Amazon Wish List gifts—which would at least provide something of tangible value to someone and help stimulate the economy—before spending $100 to see a fake ass video (which, hopefully, is already illegally posted on a tube site for free right now), you’re obviously welcome to spend your money however you like. You’re also welcome to take a match and set a $100 dollar bill on fire, and while you’re at it, please douse yourself in gasoline and join in.
