Men.com’s Idea Of A “Jungle Fantasy” Is Three Potted Plants And Tommy Defendi In A Leopard Print Robe

Posted August 19, 2014 by with 7 comments

leopard If you like Men.com’s fake prison set, you’ll absolutely love their new fake jungle set. It’s so realistic, Tommy Defendi and Antonio Paul look like they’re right in the middle of the Amazon! (Or at least an Amazon Wish List, where you can buy Tommy a nicer robe.)

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To be fair, this set-up is part of the scene’s plot (newcomer Antonio Paul wants escort Tommy Defendi to fuck him in a “jungle fantasy”), and yes, given Men.com’s sensibilities, we should be grateful that this wasn’t a lot worse (at least they didn’t cast an African-American performer in a loin cloth to play the Tommy Defendi character). That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Men.com was already at work on a gay porn parody of the Ebola outbreak. (Wait—can the Ebola virus be transmitted through fake cum?)

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Clip (watch full video here):

[Men.com: Tommy Defendi Fucks Antonio Paul]

  • sxg

    If this was directed by Marc Macnamara, then this guy needs a new home. Men.com has certainly killed whatever creativity he had prior to arriving there.

    • Alan

      Are you surprised? It was like sending a gourmet chef to work at a fast food franchise…

  • Hudsonman

    “Do you want me to Growwwl?” Seriously…. I’m so glad the client didn’t respond, “No, just Roar like Katy Perry!”

  • AlwaysUPaustin

    Does Defendi’s awesome cock count as a vine…there seems to be some swinging from it going on lol.

  • Odetofear

    Tommy’s amazon wishlist had a Lite Brite and extra colored pegs in it. I think i love him more now.

  • sxg

    As far as his Amazon Wishlist goes, it is definitely more tame or realistic than some of these others.

    Ryan Rose’s wishlist is just fucking ridiculous http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1DTFSYN3BQKM0/ref=cm_sw_su_w

    • McM.

      At first I thought, “is this bitch serious?”, but by the second page I realized Ryan Rose placed those items on the wishlist because there are people actually buying them for him.

      Porn performers wishlists are fascinating. It comes off as “I’m pretty, buy me things”, but I’m guessing the gifts make the exchange of goods for services rendered less conspicuous.

      I am really curious what Ryan Rose has to do to earn that 115K car. If it ever happens, that is some shit which NEEDS to be publicized! :)