[Updated] Trump Kicks Off Critical Swing State Rally By Raving About Arnold Palmer’s Giant Penis: “Oh My God, That’s Unbelievable!”

Posted October 19, 2024 by with 10 comments

With just about two weeks left and only a handful of campaign rallies left, this is his closing argument to voters: An erotic tale of how naked man showering with Arnold Palmer were in awe of the golfer’s enormous penis. Tonight in Pennsylvania:

I’ve become more numb to this rapist sociopath than any other person or situation in my entire life, but this did manage to strike me as particularly insane. He’s so deranged and so surrounded by lunatic yes-men, he’s fully convinced that he’s a great orator, and he truly believes that telling stories about a public figure’s genitalia is a smart way to shore up votes. It won’t make any difference to the cult members, of course, but anyone else who’s still somewhat tethered to reality will not have anything to do with this psychotic shitshow.

This is how CNN had to cover the rally tonight, by stating, “And I’m not making this up…”:

I’ve been skeptical of the “razor thin” polls lately (most if not all of them don’t include first-time voters, and remember the disastrously low turnout during the Republican primaries, when barely anyone bothered to vote for Trump), and I think I’m ready to predict that they’re all complete nonsense. It’s going to be a landslide blowout for Harris on November 5th, and she’ll be declared the winner before midnight. Trump is a perverse corpse whose brain and body are diseased globs of pure toxic sludge, and he’ll thankfully be dead or in jail within a year. Even more good news is that he’s completely decimated the Republican party. Two more weeks, it’ll all be over, finally.

ADDED:

From this morning, Jake Tapper questioning Mike Johnson about Trump’s obsession with Arnold Palmer’s penis:

“Don’t say it again, we don’t have to say it!”

It’s giving:

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