Today In People Being Penetrated With Vegetables: Ty Shine Fucks Bruno Cartella With A Cucumber
Real-life boyfriends Ty Shine and Bruno Cartella are making their second appearance on Men.com today (their first scene for the studio was back in September), and it begins with Bruno doing some gardening.
Bruno’s gardening makes Ty horny, which eventually leads to sex, as gardening often does.
It wouldn’t be a garden-themed scene without a cucumber, right? In addition to sucking on the giant green phallus, Bruno takes the cuke up his ass.
As much as I love cucumbers (and pickles), this goes on for a bit too long (almost four minutes!), and I had to fast forward.
After three minutes, it’s like, OK, we get it, there’s a cucumber in his ass. 60 seconds would’ve been enough, tbh.
Thankfully, all good vegetable fucking must come to an end, and Ty eventually fucks Bruno with his big dick instead.
Side note: This property is beautiful! Yes, it’s a great place to be fucked by cucumbers and have sex with your boyfriend, but it looks like an even better place to live. Very jealous of whoever owns this house and the land around it.
Trailer (watch full scene here):
