Now There Are Gay Porn Stars Fucking Bareback On A Garbage Dumpster

Posted March 30, 2017 by with 62 comments

10Today in gay porn stars fucking next to dumpsters, it’s Charlie Pattinson and a newcomer with no name (literally, the site does not have a name listed for him) who decide to fuck bareback while taking out the trash. It’s from RealityDudes’ new sub-site “Dudes In Public,” and out of all the public places for two people to fuck in a gay porn scene (restaurants, parks, bars, colleges, beaches), they’ve of course chosen a dumpster.

4 44Serving you hot garbage realness and the very best trash lewks for spring, it’s Charlie Pattinson:

21 22 24 26 28Whether this is a deliberate parody of all the gay porn scenes produced by Lucas Entertainment, or if someone at RealityDudes actually thought it would be hot to film people fucking next to mountains of trash is entirely up to you. What doesn’t make sense is what, exactly, they’re supposed to be looking for in the garbage dumpster. Food? Lube? Money? A different scene partner?

11 143My only(?) complaint is that the guys didn’t actually get inside of the dumpster to bareback. I mean, if you’re going to film something like this, you might as well go all the way and show us full-blown gay garbage fucking. Plus, think of all the fun “cum dumpster” puns we could make.

48Obviously, fucking alongside a receptacle for refuse is a moving moment that anyone would want to preserve on film forever. Think of the memories.

Trailer (watch full scene here):

[RealityDudes: Fucking In A Garbage Dumpster]

  • Ceecee

    I’ll leave the funny posts to my betters, but serious question: to people actually jerk off to Charlie Pattinson? Can someone explain this phenomenon to me?

    • pje821

      Charlie has looked far better in his appearance on better sites (Corbin Fisher, for example). Here he’s looking like his gym membership expired and he’s eating nothing but fast food. Too bad; he is attractive when he works at it. And what could be sexier than fucking next to a dumpster?

      • Ceecee

        Even when he’s fit he seems like a lazy performer to me. I think he’s handsome from the neck up, and that’s about it.

    • Scrapple

      I mean, he was kind of hot during his Randy Blue phase. But he’s way too sloppy to be that cocky. And he talks like MushMouth. I’m still waiting for one of these studios to cast him as Elijah Dolittle in a gay porn parody of My Fair Lady.

    • James Johnson III

      He did one redeeming scene for me: His scene with Luke Adams during the (admittedly bad) MEN.Com “Weird Science” parody

  • buffy2004

    those pictures… really??? they think that is going to sale the scene? also the models were probably thinking “i’m not getting pay enough for this shit”. Is all very ridiculous and not sexy at all.

  • Scrapple

    https://i.giphy.com/l2YWEwe6SKMdqfCVi.gif
    “I, refuse.” That’s not me stating my intent to disregard this scene. That’s the mantra Charlie gives himself before every scene. Because he knows he’s trash. And Conrad looks like a wide-assed heapster from The Walking Dead. Maybe that was Jadis knocking on the gate.

  • Porn Star

    I actually like getting fucked in garbage dumpsters, because I am one

    • Zachary Sire

      Your first honest comment. Thank you.

    • Quinton Jackson

      Billy sis, please retire from gay porn. You’re scaring the kids!

    • McM.

      #inception

      • GayhawkAZ

        #trashception

    • Mr. X

      Are you really a porn star?

  • sxg

    Hey now, don’t hate on dumpster gay porn! It can be hot if done right! Titanmen’s Detour with Dred Scott and Eddie Moreno will always be one of my all-time favorites, and it was filmed next to, and even on a dumpster!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/120631b98c55bac2091afbca17b8d54d556e22fa5a53190963feef9355bcf444.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f110bda737448bcfbf07b5a3e22105c1a3cf6afa1cd341903df6046d7388da8c.jpg
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/513c5b33a3c0d32b8604a1467e13943166a60fa3cfd972829805caca2ace9014.jpg

    • Scrapple

      Lol. I remember that. Dred Scott scenes were always two beats away from being a snuff film.

      • sxg

        And I loved every minute of them too! The only performances from him I found to be weak were the Exhibition one and at least one of the ones for Carny. The whole romantic side of him just did not fit him, and he wasn’t as aggressive in Carny as with other films. Still I enjoy watching him in everything! Dred is definitely one of those pornstars who left the industry too soon.

        • Scrapple

          Yeah, Exhibition was kind of silly all around.

          • Jason Peters

            i haven’t seen where’s missing Dred Scott?/

    • nick

      That was a hot scene, downloaded it somewhere, I’ll have to watch it again, and Seamen.

      • sxg

        They still have hot men at Titan. Granted it may not be of the highest quality as before, but every single studio has suffered a loss in quality of hot looking guys. The only exception is Helix. But they didn’t necessairly get hotter models, just younger looking to satisfy their growing pedophile fanbase.

        But for me the biggest loss for Titan is their move away from more aggressive sex and focusing on this more sensual side. While I don’t mind it, and it’s produced some very hot scenes, I miss films like the Fallen Angel and Folsom series. Not everything has to be like the rough line, but please throw in a few pissing and fisting scenes here and there.

        • nick

          they have done a few fisting scenes lately and they were ok, but I prefer my fisting to be part of overall sex, just watching a naked guy on a box get fisted is a bit boring (Club Inferno), watching a cop interrogate a suspect with fucking and fisting and pissing is MUCH more fun.

  • McM.

    @zacharysire:disqus

    The other performer’s name is Conrad Logun.

    Prior to this, he appeared in two GISP scenes. And a Naked Kombat at Kink.

    • Zachary Sire

      Yes, I know. His name was in the marketing/promo pack sent to me. As noted, the RealityDudes site for consumers doesn’t list his name.

      • planetwingnuttia

        are they trying to go retro when porn didn’t bother giving models a name…or if they did it was just a first name.

  • Jean-Fran├žois Martel

    honestly, i thought this would be Bromo

  • BLACKjHAMMER

    Where else would you expect a trashy site like reality dudes 2 shoot at ?

  • OverKill
  • planetwingnuttia

    4 things:
    1) are they trying to humiliate these guys???
    2) the one with the glasses is cute.
    3) the other guy reminds me of Lee Marlin: http://www.gayeroticvideoindex.com/S/7/14467.html
    4) “gives new meaning to cum dumpster…am i right…am i right?”

  • Da Truth

    …but dat ass on the bottom

  • Zealot

    I feel these pictures sorely require some narration. Here’s the inner dialog for the characters starting with top pic: [UG = Unknown Guy; CP = Charlie Pattinson]

    1. UG: Ohhhh…I gotta poop. This looks like a good place.
    2. UG: Wait a minute! What’s this inside the dumpster? My integrity?!
    3. CP: Ohhhh…I gotta pee. This looks like a good place.
    4. CP: Wait a minute! What’s this inside the dumpster? My career?!
    5: CP: NO! DINNER!
    6. CP: Well, if I’m gonna hafta dive for dinner might as well shuck this hoodie. It cost a whole $12 dollars!
    7: CP: Strike a pose, Strike a pose, vogue, vogue, vogue….la la la la
    8: CP: Whose that knocking on my wall? Opportunity? Donald Burns? The Health Department?
    9. UG: Where’d he go? He was gonna pee on me. Damn!
    10. UG; HEEELLLLOOOO!!!! [echoes out of butt]
    11. UG: If he shows up I’m going to pretend I lost a wiener in this dumpster and it jumped in my butt.
    12. UG: I hope he doesn’t realize that wiener isn’t really up my butt.
    CP: I’m going to root that damn thing out if it takes all day.

    Next week on Gay Porn Theatre: Folsom Follies [pictured] https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/73c25787c7c0e942f13a53c2a524d7df0be5f732885a1b575d1e064986810f9b.png

  • stephen
    • Scrapple

      Lenny!

  • Maximus

    Fun fact: “Full-Blown Gay Garbage Fucking” will be the title of Duckface’s unauthorized biography.

  • Trepakprince

    I’m not upset by this. In my early youth, I had sex with an older Latino man inside the dumpster behind a Kinko’s in El Paso.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/r0tGmQTClFyms/giphy.gif

  • Lady Macbeth

    Garbage, huh? I’m guessing it’s a metaphor for their production values. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/77a5ef07db0eab5796bc2f7af14b4831eda90fa99535a3f830d3e3ce878c7717.jpg

    • There weren’t any.

  • David

    Charlie needs to only bottom and he needs to slim down.

    • He’s a former fat kid so it probably takes a lot of effort for him to maintain his pornstar body. He’s not looking as good as his CF days but he’s stil one of MG’s hotter contract performers.

  • badgamer1967
  • WhimsyCotton
  • Pertinax
    • Mr. X

      Looks very real to me.

  • Alesx

    Is she looking for her butt baby abortion inside that dumpster staph

    • emercycrite

      Prom Night Dumpster Baby.

  • Alias74PornReviews

    Pattinson is fucking hot….gorgeous looks…hot dick.

    BUT…is he bulking or just getting fat? It’s approaching “lumpy” versus “chunky” which can be hunky (see Colby Jansen).

    • emercycrite

      Fat, of course.

  • GuruMike

    They’re kind of like racoons.

  • emercycrite

    Tres tragiques.

  • Zach, I watched it last night and the entire scene was LITERALLY shot on a cell phone. It had better production values than an “awful” Sean Cody scene but still. Imagine a full length Leaked & Loaded scene (if you’re that twisted) with a frat boy and an otter and you have this scene. Mindgeek might be worse for gay porn than Jeff Sessions.

  • Cosmic

    Class all the way.