Which Gay Porn Star Has The Cutest Dog?

Posted January 29, 2016 by with 22 comments

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Str8UpGayPorn can objectively rank the best gay porn star hair, the best gay porn star creampies, and the best gay porn star power couples, but one thing Str8UpGayPorn can never rank is gay porn star dogs. They’re all equally and ridiculously cute!

Therefore, here are the best gay porn star dogs, listed in alphabetical order of their masters.

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Austin Wilde

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Billy Santoro

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Boomer Banks

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Brad Chase

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Brute Club

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Casey Tanner & Blake Mitchell

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Colton Grey

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Eli Lewis & Bryan Cole

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Elliott Vance

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Evan Parker

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Justin Owen

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Kody Stewart

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Levi Karter

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Max Carter & Kyle Ross

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Ricky Roman

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Rocco Steele

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Ruckus

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Ryan Rose

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Are you a gay porn star with a dog who’d like to be included in this collection? Just tweet me a photo of you and your best friend to be added to the list.

  • Adrian Duarte Aguilar
  • TheSagaOf

    Colton, Justin Owen’s, or Levi’s. Dogs are adorable.

  • Joi Says

    Sexy doggies, ruff!!… LMAO!

  • MrSparkle

    Leave it to Ryan to douche up a dog pic with a headband.

  • Okosan

    This is the most cutest thing ever.

  • NG212

    The dogs are adorable, but so is Ricky Roman.

  • Zealot

    I was scrolling down the list, completely intent on identifying the cutest porn star/dog pairing, but was stopped cold at one particular picture, and now I can’t think of anything else. Now I must know…who wore it best? RyRo or NickJo?

    • MrSparkle

      No-No

  • john

    Every Gay Porn Star’s dog be like…

  • McM.
  • Todd

    Do we have to pick just one ? Do we ??

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  • trekord

    Talk about a Sophie’s choice!! How the hell are we supposed to pick just one?!?!? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

  • DPS

    Honestly, it is impossible to be objective as a co-operator of a no-kill rescue shelter. Austin’s pic does win for most comical facial expressions of both owner and dog. Facial and Austin in one sentence has me twisting my mind a bit too much…

    Bonus! A Joey pic too, yay!

    • Porn Star

      I rescued Moo Moo from a kill shelter. They weren’t going to let me adopt her unless I paid all her vet bills etc…she was used a pit bull bait when she was puppy.

    • Porn Star

      Of course I paid all her vet bills…now she’s a spoiled baby 8 years later.

  • buckguy

    Figures. Too many trendy breeds

  • Xzamilloh

    Awwww, I can’t!!! The cute!!! So much cuteness!!! I am overcome.

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    But, Ryan Rose… that hair, man.

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  • OverKill
  • Maximus

    “Why the hell was I not featured on Str8UpGayPorn’s list of gay porn stars and their cute dogs? That’s it, I’m firing my agent.”

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  • Luca

    love the pics of Colton Grey and Austin Wilde! Lewis and Cole’s pic is kind of hilarious.

  • beariac

    For some, the thirst is real.
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  • Nana Eristavi

    No, this doggies are just too cute, each in its own kind. The choice is impossible! :)