Who The Fuck Is Hans Wunderkind?
It’s the question everyone’s been asking after last night’s Cybersocket nominations: Who the fuck is “Best Newcomer” nominee Hans Wunderkind?
In case you’ve been wondering about the most bizarre and out-of-left-field Cybersocket nomination of 2014, wonder no more. Hans Wunderkind—the Cybersocket version of the Oscar’s “Alone, Yet Not Alone“—is a 19-year-old “rocker twink” who’s appeared in literally ONE (yep, one) gay porn scene for niche gay porn site Alternadudes.com.
That one scene must’ve been the gay porn scene to end all gay porn scenes, because it landed Hans Wunderkind a Cybersocket nomination for Best Newcomer of 2014. Meanwhile, high profile performers like Colt Rivers, Leo Sweetwood, and Dylan Knight, who’ve been working around the clock to make thousands of us bust nuts all year long, were completely ignored.
Are you wundering what kind of arrangement Alternadudes has with Cybersocket that would land an unknown like Hans Wunderkind a nomination in such a coveted category?
Maybe Hans Wunderkind, who’s also a massage therapist who “spent some time in Maui,” secured himself a nomination by using “magic,” which he discusses at 1:01 in the video below.
Or, maybe Hans Wunderkind of Alternadudes earned his Cybersocket nomination the old fashioned way: Cold hard cash!
