Kirk Cummings, Mason Lear, And Alura TNT Jenson Have A Complex Bareback Bisexual Family-Themed Three-Way
If you’re a fan of family-themed porn and/or a fan of bisexual porn, today’s WhyNotBi scene is giving you the best of both worlds: It’s a family-themed bisexual three-way! If you’re not a fan of either genre, you might want to stop reading now and close this tab.
Mason Lear and Kirk Cummings are the two guys in the scene, and I’m not sure why, but Mason has to sneak Kirk into the house by dressing him up as a woman? Things only get more complicated from here.
Kirk and Mason are trying to sneak past Mason’s step mother, Alura TNT Jenson, who is chopping up some carrots, peppers, and broccoli with a giant butcher knife, as buxom step moms are wont to do.
Alura offers some of the vegetables to the guys, but they’re not interested. Maybe they already ate?
Then, Alura writes a note to someone named “Sweetie,” and while her handwriting is beautiful, I don’t support the use of all caps.
I thought she had errands to run, but Alura is still trying to get them to eat her delicious vegetables. At this point, they should just be polite and at least take one carrot stick.
My God, please don’t be rude. She even brought along a side of Ranch.
Kirk and Mason eventually reject the crudité, send Alura away, and begin to have some gay sex. But, for some reason, Kirk is still wearing the wig and the giant hat?
Things quickly change when step mom Alura discovers what the duo are doing, but it’s not clear when (or if?) she realizes (or cares?) that the lady in the wig is actually a guy?
Apparently, Alura is upset to see Mason having pre-marital sex? They find a way to make things work and resolve their issues, of course.
Then, at the end of the scene, another man (he might be the elusive “Sweetie” character, who I presume is Alura’s husband?) walks in on all of them fucking, but he turns around and quickly walks away. Huh?
Pretty sure that’s not Ranch dressing on Alura’s face.
One bisexual porn scene has more confusing subplots, backstories, and duplicitous characters than an entire season of Game Of Thrones, so be prepared to fast forward if you only want to watch the fucking. Trailer (watch full scene here):
