Worst Gay Porn 2026: Thick Angel Sits On A Bowling Pin Before Cole Black Fucks Him And Squirts Fake Cum
Gay porn star Thick Angel is being fucked by Cole Black in a Canadian bowling alley on Men.com today, but before that happens, Thick shows Cole and Marcus McNeill how he can fuck himself with a bowling pin. Any of you ever try something like this?
After getting the top of the pin firmly inserted into his asshole, Thick starts bouncing up and down on it:
There are random people sitting right behind them, of course, but they’re conveniently oblivious to the fact that someone is being anally penetrated less than six feet away. Because this is Men.com, they eventually figure out what’s going on, but only because they’re delivering a birthday cake. Happy fucking birthday, to whoever’s special day it is:
As noted, it’s Cole who’s fucking Thick in this scene, while Marcus jacks off by himself off to the side. Cole doesn’t cum in this scene (I’ve never seen him cum in any scene), but he does squirt out some of Men.com’s famous fake cum concoction. Earlier in the scene, I think Marcus used some of the fake cum, too, because it looked pink(?) and had that same lotion-like consistency. This could’ve been a relatively decent three-way, but thanks to the bowling pin, the cake, the gay sex in public, the “shocked” straight couple, and the fake cum, it’s just another mockery of gay porn to which literally no one will be jerking off. It might be the worst gay porn scene of 2026 (of course, Men.com still has six months to outdo themselves), and it’s almost as if it was deliberately made to waste your time and piss you off. In that regard, I guess it’s a complete success.
Clip of Thick Angel sitting on the bowling pin (watch full scene here):
And here’s the scene’s trailer (watch full scene here):
