Do Gay Porn Studios Really Believe That Women Are This Stupid?

Posted October 2, 2015 by with 55 comments

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Do gay porn studios really believe that women are this stupid, this clueless, and this oblivious?

We saw this same scenario play out last year with the infamous “nosy bitch” neighbor on Sketchy Sex, and now it’s happening again on Men.com. This time, the woman in question is Billy Santoro’s wife (LOL—I love that they made Billy Santoro the straight one and not Colby Jansen), and once again, we’re supposed to believe that it’s impossible to tell when someone is being fucked in the ass literally right in front of your face.

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As Billy Santoro might say, girl bye:

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Just once, I’d like to see one of these guys get caught and then get into a huge, awkward fight with the person at the door. Because if you can’t be believable, at least mix it up and make things interesting.

Here’s “Stealth Fuckers Part 1,” and because it’s “part 1,” I guess that means we can look forward to more guys getting fucked in front of their wives and neighbors (and lemonade stand customers)? Great.

Trailer (watch full scene here):

[Men.com: Colby Jansen Fucks Billy Santoro]

 

  • Alan Keddie

    Dude! That’s totally cray cray. I LOVE Billy and Colby.

  • jimboivyo

    Sorry, but with Colby Jansen’s level of enthusiasm and excitement for fucking – most people could probably fuck each other on a packed NYC subway train and remain invisible and undetected.

    • Maximus

      I like to think that the Pope would have better taste in men.

      • Xzamilloh

        Yeah… men under 18.

  • sxg

    Well when you have women dating/married to G4P pornstars and know about it…

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  • beariac
    • Mike Julius

      Perfect gif usage. A+

      • beariac

        Thanks. I was kinda surprised tbh that it hadn’t appeared on Zach’s original SS neighbor story. :-/

    • Drew Barrymore

      LMAO akont.

  • TheSagaOf

    I don’t think gay porn studios think anyone’s this dumb, they just need some fresh scenarios and ripped the idea from somewhere.

    • Mark-E-Mark

      Just like the unimaginative “Hollywood”

  • john

    Women know everything…

    • jimboivyo

      tl;dr

  • OverKill
  • Phil

    Did you see the scene on men with Jack Radley and Will Braun? Ass Bandit I believe.

    Same shit, different day, partner was male. Fuck all to do with women.

  • Xzamilloh

    You sure there wasn’t a lesbian on the other side of the door tongue darting the wife’s box??? She looks like she’s had a three finger blast or two…

  • prestes_antony
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  • Todd
    • DPS

      This would have been her reaction when Billy showed up for their first date not after a marriage.

    • 1234

      Must watch Ferris Bueller again!

      • Rickster Rickster

        well, that explains why don’t remember that scene in dirty dancing.

        • 1234

          Jennifer Grey was dating Matthew Broderick at the time. She was set to become a big name, but then Matt & Jen were in that devastating car accident in Ireland (people in the other car died). She pretty much gave up acting after that

  • R.A.M.J

    I don’t like it for several reason. I know it’s porn and supposed to be fantasy, but, for me personally, I don’t find this hot.
    1) I don’t find anything advocating cheating on a spouse as hot.
    2) as a bi man, it plays into the stereotype that bi men, will fuck with a man if married to a woman or vice versa.
    again, I know it’s porn and not real life, but, it’s why it doesn’t work for me.
    Also, wives know when their man is cheating.

    • jimboivyo

      Gurl get youself some real lifes education…mens will fuck with any mens given the opportunity and chance.

      • R.A.M.J

        No thats just you probably. I’ve had ample oppurtunity and chances to fuck other men and women for that matter and passed on all of them, because i value my relationship with my partner more than a quick one night stand or hookup. There is nothing they could me that my partner can’t other than maybe and STD and I don’t want that.

        • jimboivyo

          Did you buy the Ryan Rose glasses he had for sale?

          • R.A.M.J

            Huh?

          • R.A.M.J

            who says it will fall apart. Im not the type to end up in therapy over a relationship. it sounds like your saying, i should have the sex, so i won’t be regretful “when” we break up.

          • jimboivyo

            I never said your relationship would / will fall apart. I’m just simply saying that “if” it were to – you’d be remembering big time all the “opportunities” which you stated you “passed on” whilst getting over it. Or not. It’s called being human. Or, being Ryan Rose. Or not.

          • R.A.M.J

            Not really, if we did break up, there would be more opportunities.

  • Maximus

    Nosy Bitch Neighbor was hysterical. Clueless Cathryn’s performance here is as forced and uninspired as those of the men having sex on the other side of that door. Leave it to a Men.com adaptation to completely fail to capture any of the original material’s magic. Gay of Thrones, anyone?

  • Eric D

    Unrealistic yes, however, women are clueless which why so many “straight men” routinely have a guy sucking their dick on the side.

    • disqus_9xayOTnP13

      Actually, most people are totally unaware where there partners naughty bit go when they aren’t around.

      • Rickster Rickster

        their – partner’s – goes

        • disqus_9xayOTnP13

          Wat eva makez u feelz gud

  • GoGo

    Nica and MEN’s ‘str8 to gay’ mantra is fucking annoying and not appealing, at least to me.
    Enough with that bs!
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    • McM.

      With Nica Noelle, when the men are gay they have no boundaries and/or are in unhealthy “arrangements” that damage other close relationships. Nonsense like sleeping with your sister’s fiance, swapping underage sons during a weekend at a cabin, fucking your boyfriend’s father while the mother/wife is clueless.

      Guys just cannot get together and fuck, there has to be some betrayal attached to it.

      • disqus_9xayOTnP13

        Kind shows contempt for men especially gay ones doesn’t it?

      • Dazzer

        Perhaps a lot of men decide to ‘turn gay’ after any brief relationship with Nica Noelle?

    • JJ

      I’ve never seen Oprah that mad, fierce! Let alone violent!!!! Where’s that from?

      • GoGo

        LOL. It’s from The Butler the movie.

  • dvlaries

    Must we take it so seriously? Can’t we just enjoy it as lighthearted, silly fun? What do you want instead, another Paddy O’Brian “Hard Knox” series showing him fucking some guy then shooting him dead? In fact, this departure from Men’s all too often dark themes should be robustly encouraged, then it can be hoped more competently developed.

    But I enjoyed it. Santoro and Jansen have a effortless rapport we should certainly expect of these seasoned pros, obviously enjoying the dose of ham their roles allow for here.

  • darkdexter

    It’s a first step to do something different to let audience get a new taste. Don’t be mean to a studio for this first step.

  • WhimsyCotton

    Better a house door than a car door in front of a highway.

  • Cosmic

    I’m more shocked Billy is using a condom while he does it, I thought he’d given those up going by his online videos.

  • Mark-E-Mark

    No the studios are playing stupid to think their consumers are stupid to believe that women are this stupid. We are adults, We aren’t stupid.. But you all knew that. I can’t wait to see what new ideas they come up with next. (And the industry gives awards out for this stuff? That’s what Is stupid)

  • Mark-E-Mark

    ON A SERIOUS NOTE: I will say though that this is, in a roundabout way, bringing to light the fact that many married men are out creepin with guys. it’s happened to two of my friends – Killed the marriage and the family. (And several Vice Versa) The difference is the stigma of being “Gay” is much worse on men’s minds than on a woman’s since we are always seeing some sort of girl on girl action. (They kiss each other at bars, straight guys love the thought and love seeing “So called” lesbian porn etc etc…) The problem lies in the fact that the numbers of STD,,,HIV’ cases in straight married women has been rising because their husbands have been shamed into the closet. Girls, check your men, the app on their phone is spelled “Grindr” and “Craigslist”

  • Zealot

    MEN.com is owned by straight men….you do the math.

    • JJ

      Isn’t MEN owned by people who owned Brazzers?

      • Zealot

        Hmmmm. Wouldn’t be surprised. SXG is way more an expert on the industry than I…and he may be able to answer that with more accuracy. Having said that, knowing the way Brazzers portrays women, if they owned MEN.com it would make sense.

        • JJ

          The women of Brazzers all have breast implants!!!

          • Zealot

            Not that I’ve given this a great amount of thought, but my guess is if that’s true– it’s not because Brazzers is super-concerned for their health and well-being. I’m guessing that line of thought is along these lines: “Hee-hee-hee…we like playing with gigantic boo-bees…now suck my dick!”

          • JJ

            Yah I’m sure they’re thinking about purely their own financial and sexual gains by or from having the girls augment their boobs. I’m guessing many many str8 men love women with fake boobs cuz many porn stars have them. For me, I think it would take away some fun from sex with them because you have to be extra careful to not poke, fondle or squeeze them hard.

  • DEE

    Colby looks like he’s trying to channel some early 80s heart throb