Sean Cody Celebrates Trump’s Inauguration With New Porter Scene

Posted January 18, 2017 by with 49 comments

02Every time there’s a new Porter scene on Sean Cody (and good God, he must have a low scene rate, because Sean Cody hires him at least once a month), my first instinct is to just ignore it. One, because he’s not a good performer. Two, I’ve been more aroused watching an Oompa Loompa musical number. And three, of course, is the fact that he’s a racist troll and Milo Yiannopoulos stan who openly and vigorously supported Donald Trump (who may or may not be Porter’s orange father). But, even awful scenes deserve some attention, and Sean Cody would apparently like some by releasing this Porter scene on the eve of the Cheeto-In-Chief’s inauguration. How thoughtful of them.

11 oompaAs if this couldn’t get worse, Porter’s scene partner is Darryl. He seems nice and has a good dick, but he’s almost worse than Porter in terms of performance skills, and that’s saying something.

12On the plus side, you have to give Sean Cody credit for simply not giving any fucks and letting someone with this hairstyle appear on camera. That takes balls:

14 ooma4Actually, now that I think about it, I choose to believe that Sean Cody is deliberately trolling us with the release of this scene, not to mention this photo featuring two dollars spread out on Darryl’s dick. Honey, this scene isn’t even worth the one dollar that it costs to get a Sean Cody trial membership.

18[Actual photo of Porter’s scene rate.]

On a scale of 1 to 10, this scene gets one bottle of spray tan, an “all lives matter” tweet from Porter, and a flamin’ hot zero.

All the newcomers who Sean Cody could bring back, and this is what they’re giving us. Enjoy.

[Sean Cody: Darryl Fucks Cheeto Jr.]

  • Lucio
  • sam my

    This is obviously SC’s pledge to Make Porn Great Again.

  • Marik Ishtar

    “You think you own whatever you put your hands on
    That my body is just a tool to be played
    But I know the wonder of a man and it’s features
    That every gland, every crevice, every nerve ending has a name

    You think the only people that are attractive
    Are the people who look and talk like you
    But if you open your heart to be kinder
    You may grow a powerful love you never had

    Have you heard the moans of a man when you lay kisses on his moon
    Or asked your inner cunt why she shades?
    Do you sing with every chorus of our anthems?
    You cannot paint all the colors of gay pride.
    You cannot paint with all the colors of gay pride!”
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/495e370aa4d7cfc067cdf10ee0071cac8b34be9c203f9edd05f411929655e930.gif

  • edginghours

    Are you sure this is Trump-related? I’ve never seen SC dabble in watersports.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8be3dd748bbfbd22116e073fa6849d5299295a9c2746616546326c0088d5c2f1.gif

    • sans

      You do know Buzzfeed made up that scandal right? Buzzfeed and CNN were stupid enough to believe stuff from unverified sources. Not only that but their source was from that of 4chan of all things. You have to be a freaking idiot to actually believe anything 4chan says considering its history of crude pranks.

      • Zachary Sire

        You do know that you have no idea what you’re talking about right? There was nothing “made up”–the document/dossier was real, and was presented to Trump days before the story broke.

        Also the source was not at all 4chan. 4chan itself lied about being the source, and that was proven to be a complete hoax. http://gizmodo.com/4chan-idiots-claim-they-invented-the-trump-piss-report-1791067589

      • edginghours

        Girl, the author of that dossier is well-known, and has been involved in investigating several high-profile cases, from the polonium poisioning of one of Putin’s harshest critics to the FIFA bribery/corruption scandal. 4chan had nothing to do with it. Don’t waltz in here with “You do know…” when you’re hopelessly ignorant. Don’t come for me when YOU fell for the actual 4chan prank.
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7af11dddabd88bbf0637466d35ed646b7979c5fb614c2ffe96805c278059fdac.gif

        • gaycockluvr

          I want JJ.

      • sxg

        Well don’t you look like an aborted fetus who thought they had a brain right now?
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/63c0f06a504e2acdf1c08f64b7e16ac0eafc6a2d53fd2f1f2f3c6bd4db4a4358.gif
        Your sources are sbit and you pretty much just outed yourself as a Trump supporter, if you haven’t already.

      • Maximus

        http://www.findmysoft.com/img/news/inside/Shhh-GIF-Supergirl_1462515795.gif

        Your sloth of the mind could become contagious if not properly quarantined within your own consciousness. Learn critical thinking and researching skills before trying to express any additional opinions.

      • BLACKjHAMMER

        CNN did NOT report on the salacious buzzfeed story CNN reported that the IC ( Intelligence Community ) was so alarmed by the dossier that they felt the need to show the dossier to both president Obama and Trump . The Trump people denied that they had seen the dossier and of course that was a LIE because the director of National Intelligence James Clapper confirmed that he himself showed the dossier to President Obama and to Donald ( FUCK FACE ) Trump ! So Sans you do know that Donald Trump is a NOTORIOUS PATHOLOGICAL FUCKING LIAR !!

        • sxg

          Jake Tapper talked about this with Seth Meyers the other night. Because of Buzzfeed’s irresponsible, although fucking hilarious, part of reporting the piss orgy, CNN was upset that they got most of the criticism and were being blamed for that part of the dossier, when they had no intentions of even addressing that part of it.

          • BLACKjHAMMER

            As salacious as the buzzfeed story was it very well might be true after all this is the same man who is on video bragging about how he grabs woman by there PUSSY and gets away with it

  • stephen
  • WhimsyCotton

    Porter’s not ugly, but you’re 100% correct about him being a terrible performer. He’s the kind of gay I point to when people say any gay performer is better than a G4P performer.

    Off topic: I cannot believe we’re on the eve of a Trump presidency. It’s been two months, and I still can’t deal. The last time I was this shocked was 9/11. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd27fb2c36e12a82642542d6aea58ee9cbf572353b6971fc95713d8ca2de7632.gif

    • gaycockluvr

      I don’t think he’s a bad performer either. He takes dick quite nicely.

      ….but HOLY SHIT…THAT GIF LMAO

      • WhimsyCotton

        It was truly America’s darkest hour — on so many levels…

    • BLACKjHAMMER

      I live and work 25 minutes south of the World Trade Center on the morning of 9/11 and I will never forget the thick black smoke billowing up into a magnificent blue sky nor will I ever forget the dark gray ash when those towers came crashing down.Over the years since 9/11 I have often thought back to that HORRIBLE day and I have prayed to GOD that I never be that scared again and now here we are on the eve of the inauguration Donald J.Trump as the 45th President of the United States and like you stated I two have not been this SCARED/ shocked since the days of 9/11

    • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
      • BLACKjHAMMER

        Donald Trump the 21ST century Adolf Hitler

        • Kim K’s Kute Koochy✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          did you watch the speech? disgusting animal!
          On the upside, as I suspected all along, the GOP got scammed into putting the PEE PARTY leader in the WH.

    • Joey

      Omg that gif. Right click and save for anthropological reasons alone.

      • WhimsyCotton

        It’s a somewhat rare gif.

        There’s also a really, really bad one of her Loverboy video fused with this Glitter gif for a truly heartless result.

        • Joey

          Go on.

          • WhimsyCotton

            She (Mariah) is basically prancing around waving the Loverboy flag while her dancers dance around her while the Glitter billboard pans upwards while the towers are exploding… Fucking terrible, God forgive me for having laughed the way I did when I saw it though.

            I’ll try to find it again so I can link it.

          • Joey

            My goodness. Whichever stan clearly made that is hard. core.

  • TalkDirtyToMe

    I usually think you too hard on some performers but here I am 💯 % in agreement.

  • gaycockluvr

    I see Colby and Porter are both honoring Mandarin Mao with some gay sex. I only care for Porter when he has a dick inside of him. Darryl ain’t bad either…he has a nice dick on him.

  • Scrapple
  • Tim

    i get the personal antipathy, and yeah, Porter is the ultimate porn nothingburger.

    but that is kinda why I like him. pair him with an into it/skilled top and the process of mentally taking his place is so damn much easier.

  • lukaeber

    Damn, Sean Cody has gone to shit.

    • sxg

      Well, to be fair to Porter, SC hired that ugly chicken nugget way before the site went to hell, before they sold it to Mindgeek. I don’t know what the hell they were thinking.

  • sanfv

    Zach, the verbal savagery is on point.

    “Darryl fucks Cheeto Jr.”

    If you ever want to verbal vogue, I’ll gladly recommend places/ balls for you in a heartbeat .

  • JP
  • badgamer1967
  • Sailor_V90

    I’m only here for the GIF’s and the hilarious comments
    🍿 🍿 🍿

  • Kevin

    Lucky for us he is leaving SC because his contract is about to expire. He will probably end up at Falcon where they will dress him up in ugly gogo wear and hideous sneakers.

    • Zachary Sire

      “contract expire”….that’s what he’s calling it…lol

      • Kevin

        No loss for SC.

  • groovy.

    “Sean Cody celebrates inauguration with new Porter scene”

    YOU AIN’T SHIT ZACH! I’m on the floor crying https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36ea947a3b9bb6bb874c6ffa9ab1ef65e51903fa4d7269e6a950c006713ac040.gif

  • Travis

    Porter is to SC what Jerome Exupery is to BelAmi which is to say EWWWW WHYYYYYYYYYYY STAAAAAAAAHHHP! I had no idea he was a Trump or Milos supporter(Milos is in my opinion worse than Trump in every way. Talk about making my fucking skin crawl…). Gross to all of it.

  • Maximus

    I am choosing to believe that this scene is a political statement devised by the few gays on the SC production team who didn’t flee or get fired after the MindGeek acquisition. Porter is orange, like Trump, and Darryl looks strikingly similar to Putin—SC releases a scene of the former getting fucked up the ass by the latter just a couple of days before the inauguration, and that’s just a coincidence? I think not. Plus there’s the symbolism of the coins laid out along Darryl’s dick, at which Porter is staring lustfully while literally grabbing Darryl “by the balls.” It would’ve made more sense for the Putin symbol to be holding the Trump symbol by the balls, but the message is still easily discernible: Trump’s greed and lust have provided Putin with incriminating or embarrassing information about the president-elect, and as a result, Russia is about to screw America over. In other words, America is fucked.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/H7dQJJGrA7Mre/giphy.gif

    • Marik Ishtar

      You are assuming people at MindGeek are capable of intelligence.

  • DPS
  • BLACKjHAMMER

    If not 4 the fact that Porter is a FUCK UP, BIGOTED Trump supporter I would like him

  • pje821

    I abhore Porter’s politics but find his body to be exceptionally sexy. It is what it is.

    • Cubankid

      “Abhor”

      • pje821

        You are correct, sir. Thank you.

  • Badger

    Funny you mention Port cuz when I saw him on the lineup I thought “now I have to wait another 2 days for a good scene.”