[UPDATED] Sean Cody’s Randy And Joey Fuck Bareback In Possibly The Worst Sean Cody Scene Of All Time
[This post has been updated multiple times below.]
Today in “what the hell is Sean Cody doing now” news, two stars who already fucked three years ago are back to fuck again.
At first, I thought this update might be a re-release or some kind of error, and after checking both their filmographies, it’s technically slightly different from the last time they fucked. As many will remember, Randy and Joey were in a three-way with Jordan back in 2014, and Randy fucked them both:
(Scene trailer for Randy/Joey/Jordan here.)
As ridiculously stupid (and virtually unheard of in Sean Cody history, other than when Brandon bottomed for Tanner) as it is to pair two performers a second time, I would actually rather watch any new Randy scene before watching a scene with some of the other performers currently on the SC roster. So, I guess I’m not completely mad at this reboot? Based on the new preview pic at the top of this post, Randy still looks hot as fuck, like he did last month.
And, unlike his scene last month with boring Shaw, Randy is at least paired with a solid performer this time around. Given that Randy has never bottomed for Joey, that would be something “new” tonight. (In fact, if Joey doesn’t top Randy tonight, Sean Cody will have the biggest waste and most useless scene of 2017 on their hands.)
I’m assuming this will be a flip-fuck tonight. Trailer and photos coming shortly, and the scene is live here at 9pm Sean Cody time.
UPDATE:
Surprise! Never assume that Sean Cody is going to do something good, because once again, they’ve done something very bad. Instead of offering something even remotely different, they’re releasing the exact same thing that everyone already in 2014, with Randy fucking Joey again, and no flip-fuck. I guess Sean Cody simply doesn’t want to attract new members or fans by releasing new content. Interesting business model.
If Sean Cody is just going to shamelessly re-release the same content (like they did when they tried to trick fans last October by giving a solo model a new name and filming him in a second solo scene) and have the same people fuck over and over again, they may as well just shut down the whole studio and call it a day. This is literally pointless.
In fairness, we can at least admit that Sean Cody is extremely consistent: They never fail to disappoint. Trailer (watch full scene here):
UPDATE 2:
As if this whole thing couldn’t get worse, the picture quality and video playback for this scene is absolutely horrible. Grainy, dark, choppy, jittery, and almost as if it was filmed on someone’s iPhone 5? With an Instagram filter? All the Sean Cody updates from the last few years have been crystal clear and bright, and they played smoothly with no weird jitters, but those who download this full scene in 1080p will notice instantly how bad it looks. Pray for Sean Cody, y’all.
Screenshot:
Yikes. Who knew Billy Santoro was filming Sean Cody’s scenes on his cell phone now.
Compare tonight’s picture quality above to the picture quality from another Randy scene from last year:
UPDATE 3:
With each passing minute of tonight’s scene, it just gets worse and worse, to the point where it almost feels like this scene was never meant to be viewed by anyone, and the entire release was one huge mistake? Here below is another screenshot from tonight’s update. Even the infamous white chair looks…beige? Gray? Or maybe…dead?
Adding to the grotesque colors and appearance of this scene is the editing between two different types of cameras(?), with cuts between the close-up shot and the wide shot that are so weird, well, this is what they look like (I’ve slowed down the frames in this gif so you can really see just how insane it looks):
Off the top of my head, this is possibly the worst Sean Cody scene I’ve ever seen.
